Historicalia Automeglomania: Vaccination Required
Nobody’s Opinion: As President George W. Bush is riding into the sunset of his last days in office; it’s obvious he is struggling with the same disease of that of his predecessors. I like to call it...Historicalia Automegalomania.
Let’s consult our political medical dictionary:
Historicalia Automegalomania- (n.) Disease which is found to be particular to world leaders, and many former Presidents of the United States. It usually grows worse after the victim leaves office. Symptoms include an inability to let go of power, and an obsessive compulsiveness to try to continue to control the earth, with hopes of leaving his name as the greatest among historical leaders for future “historians” to honor, which leads to eventual insanity.
No doubt, all they want is to have monuments built for them in the 24the century. It’s all about an addiction to legacy…or “Stone.”
There is no known cure.
It’s not exactly a new disease. Pharaohs suffered from the desire for their images to be left in stone. Yes, the recent outbreak of Historicalia Automegalomania is so bad, that Jimmy Carter, George Bush Senior, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and George W. Bush all have suffered with it. It’s a regular epidemic. The outlook for the next President is not good. Even Vice President Gore has contacted it.
Let’s look at these individuals and their symptoms.
Jimmy Carter first caught the fever while in office, but got very sick after he left. He started building houses, as many as he could. He ran around the world begging to overlook elections. His excuse was he wanted to rubber stamp them as “fair.” Jimmy Carter thinks he is a great healer. Wherever there is a dictator, there you will find Jimmy Carter trying to “talk” to them so that he can write a book about his “talk.” The man is very sick, and does untold damage to his former country, but he just can’t help himself. The compulsion to save the world is too great.
George Bush Senior has a more mild case. Since he left office, he basically tries to rule the world by advising his son the President---but his son suffers the same disease so it’s like two sick guys coughing at the same time. George Bush Senior plans to get “stone,” by putting all his sons and grandsons into positions of power. He prefers they all become Presidents, and his compulsion drives him to do whatever he can to further his own name and his families. His sickness became very precarious when he joined up with his nemesis Bill Clinton and went to save Indonesia from the Tsunami. His doctors were so worried they told him to jump out of a plane, in hopes for a “cure.” He has since been kept hidden from the public by his own son. His recovery outlook is not good.
His son, President George W. Bush, has decided that he alone will start the world to a one world government, and one world democracy. He will be the greatest man to have ever lead the people of the earth to freedom. He cares not for his times, but for posterity, where he says he will be vindicated. The man is truly suffering. The virus continues to spread throughout his brain despite frequent bike rides.
But it’s Bill Clinton that has the worst case. After office he stared this own United Nations right next to the first one, in order to rebuild the entire world, with his own brand of Clinton social engineering…basically a combination monarchy/communism laced with capitalistic extortion. By the time his stone is cast, the name Monica Lewinsky will be erased form all books. Bill’s dream of “stone” is a space right next to George Washington’s, and it will be taller, and higher, and will contain a touch of blue a the top, but it will not overshadow the first woman’s stone--- President Hillary Clinton.
Hillary came down with this disease, unfortunately, when she was around six. She has survived miraculously with many blood transfusions from the Arkansas state prison. Hillary will not only get stone, but her face on a mountain (Next to Jefferson on Mt. Rushmore) and all currency will have her image.
The virus Historicalia Automeglomania is lethal only to the public; it does not kill the host, which makes it a disease just as bad as the black plague. Anyone suffering from this disease has the power to eliminated whole populations with Universal Health Care.
Unfortunately the exact cause of this virus is not known. Men, who appear to be in good health when entering office, come out of office completely mental. Some are known to succumb to the disease within minutes of taking office, but since the Presidents have all control over their own medical information, it will not be known how this virus is actually passed. Some experts suspect it’s passed by the sharing of cigars at Bilderberg secret meetings, but there is no confirmation.
The only way to insure that these individuals do not spread this horrible disease to freedom loving citizens of the world is by law vaccinations. Laws must be passed that any former United States President that leaves office with Historicalia Automeglomania and wants to go around the world acting as if he owns it, pretending to still represent the United States even though out of office, should be immediately kept quarantined and placed in a well guarded hospital, where they can be treated with the utmost kindness and care.
The oath of office should contain the words...”I swear I will not try to rule the world but will protect and defend the United States, and I promise to retire after my term.”
Let’s all pray that a vaccination is found soon against this most unfortunate disease, and have pity on all those who suffer.
Let’s consult our political medical dictionary:
Historicalia Automegalomania- (n.) Disease which is found to be particular to world leaders, and many former Presidents of the United States. It usually grows worse after the victim leaves office. Symptoms include an inability to let go of power, and an obsessive compulsiveness to try to continue to control the earth, with hopes of leaving his name as the greatest among historical leaders for future “historians” to honor, which leads to eventual insanity.
No doubt, all they want is to have monuments built for them in the 24the century. It’s all about an addiction to legacy…or “Stone.”
There is no known cure.
It’s not exactly a new disease. Pharaohs suffered from the desire for their images to be left in stone. Yes, the recent outbreak of Historicalia Automegalomania is so bad, that Jimmy Carter, George Bush Senior, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and George W. Bush all have suffered with it. It’s a regular epidemic. The outlook for the next President is not good. Even Vice President Gore has contacted it.
Let’s look at these individuals and their symptoms.
Jimmy Carter first caught the fever while in office, but got very sick after he left. He started building houses, as many as he could. He ran around the world begging to overlook elections. His excuse was he wanted to rubber stamp them as “fair.” Jimmy Carter thinks he is a great healer. Wherever there is a dictator, there you will find Jimmy Carter trying to “talk” to them so that he can write a book about his “talk.” The man is very sick, and does untold damage to his former country, but he just can’t help himself. The compulsion to save the world is too great.
George Bush Senior has a more mild case. Since he left office, he basically tries to rule the world by advising his son the President---but his son suffers the same disease so it’s like two sick guys coughing at the same time. George Bush Senior plans to get “stone,” by putting all his sons and grandsons into positions of power. He prefers they all become Presidents, and his compulsion drives him to do whatever he can to further his own name and his families. His sickness became very precarious when he joined up with his nemesis Bill Clinton and went to save Indonesia from the Tsunami. His doctors were so worried they told him to jump out of a plane, in hopes for a “cure.” He has since been kept hidden from the public by his own son. His recovery outlook is not good.
His son, President George W. Bush, has decided that he alone will start the world to a one world government, and one world democracy. He will be the greatest man to have ever lead the people of the earth to freedom. He cares not for his times, but for posterity, where he says he will be vindicated. The man is truly suffering. The virus continues to spread throughout his brain despite frequent bike rides.
But it’s Bill Clinton that has the worst case. After office he stared this own United Nations right next to the first one, in order to rebuild the entire world, with his own brand of Clinton social engineering…basically a combination monarchy/communism laced with capitalistic extortion. By the time his stone is cast, the name Monica Lewinsky will be erased form all books. Bill’s dream of “stone” is a space right next to George Washington’s, and it will be taller, and higher, and will contain a touch of blue a the top, but it will not overshadow the first woman’s stone--- President Hillary Clinton.
Hillary came down with this disease, unfortunately, when she was around six. She has survived miraculously with many blood transfusions from the Arkansas state prison. Hillary will not only get stone, but her face on a mountain (Next to Jefferson on Mt. Rushmore) and all currency will have her image.
The virus Historicalia Automeglomania is lethal only to the public; it does not kill the host, which makes it a disease just as bad as the black plague. Anyone suffering from this disease has the power to eliminated whole populations with Universal Health Care.
Unfortunately the exact cause of this virus is not known. Men, who appear to be in good health when entering office, come out of office completely mental. Some are known to succumb to the disease within minutes of taking office, but since the Presidents have all control over their own medical information, it will not be known how this virus is actually passed. Some experts suspect it’s passed by the sharing of cigars at Bilderberg secret meetings, but there is no confirmation.
The only way to insure that these individuals do not spread this horrible disease to freedom loving citizens of the world is by law vaccinations. Laws must be passed that any former United States President that leaves office with Historicalia Automeglomania and wants to go around the world acting as if he owns it, pretending to still represent the United States even though out of office, should be immediately kept quarantined and placed in a well guarded hospital, where they can be treated with the utmost kindness and care.
The oath of office should contain the words...”I swear I will not try to rule the world but will protect and defend the United States, and I promise to retire after my term.”
Let’s all pray that a vaccination is found soon against this most unfortunate disease, and have pity on all those who suffer.
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