Mandatory Service: Get Ready!

Nobody Wins: Upon hearing that Obama was going to be soon starting his mandatory slave labor "community service programs for all citizens" signed into law by another one of his famous "Olympic" black African American Pens...

Skippy and his brother Pippy, immediately started doing heavy exercising and heart pumping workouts in order to be ready when their President calls for their service.

And believe me---if I get a call from Obama saying that I HAVE to serve the community...I'm sending these guys in my place, they will be in much better shape.

It's the least I can do for my country.