A Pink Tank...or Whale Penis Leather...Which is Better?

Nobody Flashes: For the first time in our nation's history, our President and his very bright and smart Secretary of State, have taken their "reaching out to all foreign nations" policy in a direction that is unprecedented in the history of any sane country that ever existed on this planet.

Which explains why many think neither of them are actually from this planet.

President Obama, and Hillary Clinton have given the Russians an open house to all our nuclear facilities. Yes, Putin can come into our mighty arsenal, take notes, codes, and basically, take over. And today, after this incredibly stealth move by Hillary, Putin also claims the right to strike at us first with nuclear weapons. Something I believe, we do not have the right to do.

And just so show that we are an equal opportunity for any communist country, General Zu Caihou of China, will be allowed to visit all our strategic commands centers...everything including where we train our soldiers and generals.

To show his appreciation for this greatest gift every given by an American President, Putin is sending over to Obama as a gift of his appreciation--Russia's Dartz Monoco red diamond, gold planted, bullet-proof hummer. Complete with whale penis, leather seats, at a price of $1.48 million.

In return, Obama and Hillary have picked out this lovely pink tank, to be delivered to both Putin and General Zu Caihou.

The question I want to know is: What are they doing? Having a "Come to the America's Wal-Mart nuclear sale of the century and take your pick" Christmas sale?

And who will end up purchasing the White House?

Isn't this an act of treason?

I mean really---a PINK tank? How unpatriotic. Red would have been much more appealing.

GOOD LORD. GOOD GOD. OH.........MY.......SWEET POTATO, we will all be TOMATOS...

(Nobody Makes this Stuff Up)