Nobody's Absurdities, No. 76

Nobody's Absurdities,
No. 76

SWINE FLU IMPORTANT UPDATE

Presidente Obama's Czar of National Health Care Emergencies, issued another warning today...to all citizens not getting their flu shots.

This man was last seen walking near the Dayton, Ohio, school for the blind.

The whole school is has been infected and is now designated for slaughter.

If you see anyone who looks like this...STAY AWAY...and immediately call your local sheriff. Or better yet, if you prefer...call a politician of any party, and tell them you have money to donate to their re-election because they are doing such a fine job, and then send them to the exact location that the infected man (or woman) was last seen.

This is what swine flu really looks like! Be careful.

Now, we return you to your last crisis.

(Nobody makes this stuff up.)