Dunn & Heene: One Puts On Her Fight: the Other Puts On a Hoax
Nobody's Perfect: Dunn & Heene
We had two, very imperfect Homo sapiens on top of the news last week, and if judged on a scale of one to ten in imperfections, I’d give them both a twenty-two.
First: While we all like a good UFO in the sky, and feel sorry for new inventors because they have only a 2% chance of ever seeing their inventions on the market--- when you decide to show off to the world that you are the inventor of the year, and you do it with an elaborately planned media hoax, you might just want to make sure that your children know how to lie, cheat, cry, and manipulate, just as well as you.
By now, everyone watched Richard and Mayumi Heene’s big grab for world attention last week, when they claimed that Richard’s really nifty new invention---the helium balloon, had escaped with his five-year-old son, Falcon, inside. Falcon must have lost his wings at birth, because no one saw him come down.
(I know we all want to get the space program up and running again, but this was a bit much.)
Little Falcon was found, and the family quickly ran to all the cable stations, sobbing tears of joy, and then it happened…Falcon ruined his parents life forever, by being honest.
Most think the crime of running millions of dollars worth of bills on the taxpayer’s backs while everyone was chasing the balloon, the first offense. But I beg to differ. Our own government does much worse to its citizens every single day, and we don’t even get a pretty balloon to watch.
No, what was worse, was the traumatic mental problems this dad saddled his little boy to bear. To know he hurt his parent’s lives for ever, by saying the “wrong” thing at the "wrong" time... well, to place that burden on a child is almost unforgivable. That’s child abuse right up there with Michael Moore. (Come on…something happen to Michael Moore as a child.)
Dad and mom need major therapy. I’d give the kids to grandma and grandpa for a while, and make mom and dad clean out sewers for about two years….but that’s me.
Second: And speaking of the space program---guess who help get John Glenn elected to the Senate, once upon a time? Yes, our second candidate, “I just love Mao and controlling the media, and, yes, I do look like mother Teresa, don’t I?”…Anita Dunn.
She also trained, that lovable White House spokemen, Robert Gibbs. You can see the resemblance, around the ears. The same gibberish comes out of the mouth.
Her main mistake was talking just a little too freely about loving communism, and Glenn Beck just took it and ran like a dog with a great, big, squeegee toy.
She quoted her favorite line by Mao: “You fight your war, and I’ll fight mine.”
I can only say…keep fighting Anita. In fact, get some lip gloss, and a few bushels of that California medicinal marijuana, and pass it around the White House.
Unless of course, they already have their own supply---in that case, go ahead, and give the rest of the Mao lovers their fair share.
And if you get too stoned to fight? Well, Anita…Nobody’s Perfect!
First: While we all like a good UFO in the sky, and feel sorry for new inventors because they have only a 2% chance of ever seeing their inventions on the market--- when you decide to show off to the world that you are the inventor of the year, and you do it with an elaborately planned media hoax, you might just want to make sure that your children know how to lie, cheat, cry, and manipulate, just as well as you.
By now, everyone watched Richard and Mayumi Heene’s big grab for world attention last week, when they claimed that Richard’s really nifty new invention---the helium balloon, had escaped with his five-year-old son, Falcon, inside. Falcon must have lost his wings at birth, because no one saw him come down.
(I know we all want to get the space program up and running again, but this was a bit much.)
Little Falcon was found, and the family quickly ran to all the cable stations, sobbing tears of joy, and then it happened…Falcon ruined his parents life forever, by being honest.
Most think the crime of running millions of dollars worth of bills on the taxpayer’s backs while everyone was chasing the balloon, the first offense. But I beg to differ. Our own government does much worse to its citizens every single day, and we don’t even get a pretty balloon to watch.
No, what was worse, was the traumatic mental problems this dad saddled his little boy to bear. To know he hurt his parent’s lives for ever, by saying the “wrong” thing at the "wrong" time... well, to place that burden on a child is almost unforgivable. That’s child abuse right up there with Michael Moore. (Come on…something happen to Michael Moore as a child.)
Dad and mom need major therapy. I’d give the kids to grandma and grandpa for a while, and make mom and dad clean out sewers for about two years….but that’s me.
Second: And speaking of the space program---guess who help get John Glenn elected to the Senate, once upon a time? Yes, our second candidate, “I just love Mao and controlling the media, and, yes, I do look like mother Teresa, don’t I?”…Anita Dunn.
She also trained, that lovable White House spokemen, Robert Gibbs. You can see the resemblance, around the ears. The same gibberish comes out of the mouth.
Her main mistake was talking just a little too freely about loving communism, and Glenn Beck just took it and ran like a dog with a great, big, squeegee toy.
She quoted her favorite line by Mao: “You fight your war, and I’ll fight mine.”
I can only say…keep fighting Anita. In fact, get some lip gloss, and a few bushels of that California medicinal marijuana, and pass it around the White House.
Unless of course, they already have their own supply---in that case, go ahead, and give the rest of the Mao lovers their fair share.
And if you get too stoned to fight? Well, Anita…Nobody’s Perfect!
We would certainly understand how you would need a little relief from the pain.
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