Monday, August 16, 2010

Nobody's Perfect: Steven Slater

Nobody's Perfect:
"Take This Job and Shove it...I don't work for you no more..."
---said Steven Slater, former airline steward of Jet Blue, who had had his fill of people with huge bags and crying babies, and cancer stricken mothers.
So, he...snapped. And like a true diva...did it in grand style by telling off the customers, grabbing a couple of beers, and sliding out of the plane, just like he did when he was just a kid, and life was gay, and fun, and people weren't asking for an extra pillow, and stuffing dead bodies under the seat.
At first, America cheered...finally someone did what we all were feeling.
And then, of course, we all had to admit, he should have just sucked it up and quit his job properly...outside the plane. It wasn't very mature of that blow a gasket...but still.
As of this moment in time, he remains...the hero of the, "Take this Job and Shove It" service industry crowd.
Congratulations Steve! You're not Perfect, but you are now, perfectly famous!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says:

Well, it is a way to go. But one questions why he was in the job in the first place. As a chap he should have been a Loadmaster rather than a Hostie. We all know that the hostie job is a girl's job. Pretty young girls at that. Why has NOW not come out against male hostesses and demanded several million dollars of taxpayer funds to counter the violence to women's work.?

That chap could not wear a short skirt and look good, now could he? It is asking too much. No matter how much Brut he sprays on he just would not gain the same respect that a pretty girl smelling of flowers gets when she leans over you and thrusts her cleavage in your face.

And who exits on a friggin' slide? Can you imagine Presidente Obama the Vizir exiting Air Force One like that? Try it, Joy. Pull the slide out for him.

2:24 AM  
Blogger Joyanna Adams said...

Well, in all regards, he WAS a boy, DIVA...and that's exactly how a DIVA would exit.

And GAYS now demand all the jobs that GIRLS once had...because they, in their minds ARE girls, and it's just not fair to discriminate...

Good point amforats, I'd like to see Obama slide down the rubber raft...preferably in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

12:15 PM  

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