Saturday, August 21, 2010

Throw Out the Vote!

Nobody Flashes:

Some countries REALLY know how to pick their politicians! I say we take up this method. Every country could use whatever animal they like, and just...give it a go.

It would save citizens everywhere billions of tax-payers dollars, and the whole world would be better off.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says:

Vote? Schmote.

In the Greatest living democracy the world has ever seen, down here in the land of Oz, we have just had an election.

Have you kept up?

On the one side we had a new Prime Minister, Gloriana Julia (new because she had just assasinated her leader - she was his Deputy) of the Labor Party (that's your Democrats). Yes, a SHE. A Feminist-Socialist. Very trustworthy. In fact she said so, so there.

She was handed the knife and told where to plant it (in her leader's back, then his stomach, then slit his throat for good measure)by 'faceless' power-makers who have not been elected by anyone. She proved capable.

On the other side we had the 'Mad Monk'. Tony Abbott. He is dubbed a 'Monk because he was once a traineee priest for a while when young; and his name, of course.

And 'Mad' because he does surf-life-saving and rides a bike competetively (he does Marathons too.)and wears Speedos on the beach. (

Speedos are brief swimming togs, a bit like the bikini bottoms that women wear and show off the wedding tackle. Oddly, women are lauded for wearing next to nothing on the beach, especially when they parade naked breasts, but blokes are sneered at. But he can save lives better without wearing fashionable floppy shorts down to his knees). Sheer madness !!

He is the leader of the Liberals here (that's your Republicans - but ours are Monarchists, so there).

He became leader by one vote in the Party Room ousting his previous leader (he wasn't the Deputy) who actually was a closet Labour man intent on levying a tax on Carbon. Heck, we are all made of the stuff.

He was thought not to stand a hope of a polythene dog in Hell because 'women didn't like him' (so said the media) Crikey, here was a chap who stood on the dias with an attractive wife and three beautiful daughters who all thought him a fine husband and father. But let's face it, Gloriana Julia can wear a skirt better (although as a feminist she wears trousers mostly).

Then we had the Greens. They had smaller chances than the polythene dog as they are really made of highly flammable flummery and wood-chips. But we have an odd system here whereby those who lose can give their votes to someone else and the Greens pre-arranged to give all their votes to Gloriana Julia in exchange for a blow-job.

So we went to the polls and now have a hung Parliament. It is about as well hung as Tony.

Gloriana Julia is hamstrung and will probably be gutted by the faceless ones. Tony is grinning like a loon, giving credence to the Mad nomenclature. The Greens think that they have won, having ONE seat in 150 in Parliament for the very first time.

The likely outcome - as we have a feminist Governor General (President) is that Julia and the Greens will get the electric tooth drill thrust into their hands and go on to screw the nation.

2:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says:

Vote? Schmote.

In the Greatest living democracy the world has ever seen, down here in the land of Oz, we have just had an election.

Have you kept up?

On the one side we had a new Prime Minister, Gloriana Julia (new because she had just assasinated her leader - she was his Deputy) of the Labor Party (that's your Democrats). Yes, a SHE. A Feminist-Socialist. Very trustworthy. In fact she said so, so there.

She was handed the knife and told where to plant it (in her leader's back, then his stomach, then slit his throat for good measure)by 'faceless' power-makers who have not been elected by anyone. She proved capable.

On the other side we had the 'Mad Monk'. Tony Abbott. He is dubbed a 'Monk because he was once a traineee priest for a while when young; and his name, of course.

And 'Mad' because he does surf-life-saving and rides a bike competetively (he does Marathons too.)and wears Speedos on the beach. (

Speedos are brief swimming togs, a bit like the bikini bottoms that women wear and show off the wedding tackle. Oddly, women are lauded for wearing next to nothing on the beach, especially when they parade naked breasts, but blokes are sneered at. But he can save lives better without wearing fashionable floppy shorts down to his knees). Sheer madness !!

He is the leader of the Liberals here (that's your Republicans - but ours are Monarchists, so there).

He became leader by one vote in the Party Room ousting his previous leader (he wasn't the Deputy) who actually was a closet Labour man intent on levying a tax on Carbon. Heck, we are all made of the stuff.

He was thought not to stand a hope of a polythene dog in Hell because 'women didn't like him' (so said the media) Crikey, here was a chap who stood on the dias with an attractive wife and three beautiful daughters who all thought him a fine husband and father. But let's face it, Gloriana Julia can wear a skirt better (although as a feminist she wears trousers mostly).

Then we had the Greens. They had smaller chances than the polythene dog as they are really made of highly flammable flummery and wood-chips. But we have an odd system here whereby those who lose can give their votes to someone else and the Greens pre-arranged to give all their votes to Gloriana Julia in exchange for a blow-job.

So we went to the polls and now have a hung Parliament. It is about as well hung as Tony.

Gloriana Julia is hamstrung and will probably be gutted by the faceless ones. Tony is grinning like a loon, giving credence to the Mad nomenclature. The Greens think that they have won, having ONE seat in 150 in Parliament for the very first time.

The likely outcome - as we have a feminist Governor General (President) is that Julia and the Greens will get the electric tooth drill thrust into their hands and go on to screw the nation.

2:35 AM  
Blogger Joyanna Adams said...

I KNEW if I gave you a blank slate you would fill it in!

That's my amforatas!(I say MY because I claim you on this side of the Pacific.)

Now that I have the REAL story on the Austrailian elections, I need not waste precious time on searching the internet for any other...I can now go to a movie!

Yes, they want to put all those femi-nazi's in power, and the one speedo man who could have made a differnce will be put on the back pages of "SHARK Bait history."

At least she didn't wear a scarf while she gutted....or...did she?

10:58 AM  

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