Monday, December 06, 2010

Nobody's Perfect: Wal-Mart VS Napolitano












Political language...is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
...George Orwell

Nobody's Perfect:
Readers: if you cannot see this..go to joyanna.blogtownhall.com to see it. I have NO idea what is going on.
This week, we have the one and only Wal-Mart, the success story that most conservative talk show hosts just LOVE to put up as an example of the great American success story, acting...pretty creepy.
And then we have the already notoriously Gestapo sister in drag, Secretary of State, Janet Napolitano.
They are joining together in efforts to stop terrorist from blowing up...Wal-Mart, which of course EVERYONE knows is at the top of Al-Quada hit list.
Wal-Mart, that bastion of Americano, will join hands with our BIG SISTER Homeland Security Secretary, Janet Napolitano (Comrades Unit!) in order to remind you while you're standing in the checkout line, to be a good citizen comrades and ...spy.
Report all and any crimes you see your citizens beside you, committing. None of us do that...you know.
Okay Comrades: I AM saying something.
I am a good citizen, and I am reporting that in aisle 7, a lady wants to get naked and not many want to see that happen. Who knows what's inside her...could be at least 18 deadly smart bombs hiding in that body.
In aisle 14, another suspected terrorist is walking around with a goat, no doubt filled with uranium from Montana. You can see the antenna on his ears, waiting for the cell phone call to ignite twenty thousand uranium milk duds.

But in aisle 3, we see a woman who heard Janet's voice over the intercom and just naturally started to get ready to be examined by the TSA...by unzipping her pants.
Good job citizen!
Seriously, are we talking 1984 here? Are you not just a bit creeped out about this?
I reported on REAL Muslims in my neighborhhood doing REALLY suspicious things and was told, unless I see them loading major explosives in a big truck out their garage door, there was nothing that could be done.
But...I could move.
Either we are becoming a Fascist/communist state, or Wal-Mart's owners have been spending just a little too much time in China, which is understandable since there are more Wal-Marts in China then in the United States.
So, who wins the Nobody's Perfect contest this week?
In my Nobody's Opinion: Wal-Mart.
We all know the absolute tyranny of Janet Napolitano, but for Wal-Mart to let the governmetn into their stores to give us "government" messages..is pretty sad.
From now on, I'm shopping at K-Mart.
(Tune in next week for K-Mart shoppers!)

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