Harry Reid: Never Met a Legal Prostitute Bunny He Liked

Nobody Wins: Harry Reid came out today and announced that he wants to outlaw prostitution in Nevada. When he said, “the time has come for us to outlaw prostitution,” the crowd in the Assembly chambers was silent. Not only were they silent, but in the front row, sitting with about 8 other prostitutes, was a big beautiful blond, who started crying.

You can just imagine what she was thinking. Would she then have to go out on the strip and join all the other prostitutes lined up on every corner, with JOSE standing right behind her telling her to hustle? Standing there with all her calling cards. No one to watch her back. Thinking of endless nights in jail..paying fines. No more protection. No more steady clients.

"Here honey, call me!"

I don't know about you...but if you've ever been to Vegas you can't walk far without some pretty young thing soliciting you with "call me" cards. Most of them can't speak English. All I kept thinking when I walked pass them was, "My god..what if there is some kind of Ebola on these things, and I catch it?" They practically stuff them in your hand, and those girls are everywhere.

Why...is he doing this? So that all the illegal prostitutes will support him when he gets rid of term limits? Are the illegals crying because too many Mexican maids have been laid off? Or is this just a ploy to GET them all to unionize?

Cocaine, is against the law, marijuana is against the law, murder is against the law, being illegal and in this country is against the law. And YET...there is an over abundance of them all.

Yeah, that ought to work there Harry. That's using your pea brain.

Harry said, "Let's have an adult conversation about an adult subject,"

Finally. Let's. Okay Harry...iI you are going to outlaw prostitutes in Nevada, then it's only fair that all the prostitutes in our Congress (and that includes our executive branch) should be fined and put in jail for the obvious prostitutes that they are.

Clean up all the protitutes in Washington D.C, Harry, first.

Trying to clean up prostitution in Nevada, is like trying to ban sea gulls from the San Francisco Bay, and seeing Harry Reid quit his job after shamefully admitting what a pea brain he is.

Won't happen in my lifetime.

So, what is this really about? Maybe he just wanted to get in the news, and be popular again.

Wait...that won't happen in my lifetime either.