Monday, February 28, 2011

Nobody's Perfect: Charlie Sheen VS The Oscars


Nobody's Perfect: This week, we have a contest that isn't even close, at least in my mind. Charlie the "Adonis DNA" Sheen, VS The Oscars.
Let's start with the Oscars: Everyone was complaining about what a bomb it was, but really...considering the list of movies, I'd say they did a lot with nothing---which is pretty much what Hollywood is all about. Putting up pictures of "Gone With the Wind" was a BIG mistake. Let's compare the movie of the year 2011, "The Kings' Speech" to Gone with the Wind.
Right. Let's all remember just how far we have come!
The highlights of the show was the short flick at the beginning, but it went downhill from there. We will all remember the dresses, the lame jokes, the standing ovation to Billy Crystal (remember, these people have no class) and Billy Crystal telling everyone how Bob Hope gave him the finger.
Hey...my respect for Bob Hope just skyrocketed.
Red dirty-looking hair was in: cussing...still in: men dressing up in drag..still in: and tasteless songs about Australians not dancing..still tasteless: and my very favorite memory was when Christian Bale forgot his wife's name.
He finally gets his due, and then forgets his wife. Drudge had it up, then took it down- fast.
Nobody Remembers the good old days, when Johnny Carson actually had GOOD writers. I really suspect the writing has been outsourced to India. They should have just ask the audience to tweet them some jokes.
We would have gladly waited.
But that was nothing compared to the ongoing imperfections of Charlie Sheen.
Have you ever seen such a supreme example of egomania outside of Washington D.C.?
Charlie Sheen has done more porn stars than Hugh Hefner if he had lived twenty lifetimes.
Charlie's act isn't new. Hollywood is filled with these people, but Charlie is the king. He is a drug addicted, sex addicted, bloviated, human excrement bag of walking frisky powder, who is right now, in pain (from addiction withdrawals) and screaming bloody murder because a drug addict's life is expensive, and he just got cut off.
He might be "dry" for all of a month, but don't expect it to last. He's addicted to porn, drugs, and himself, not necessarily in that order.
So what does he do? Like most megalomaniacs, when they are caught red- handed doing something really bad, he goes on the offense.
He puts the ball back in the people he abused court. According to Charlie, his life is his own, and they have no right to fire him. From their point of view, when you almost die of an overdose, the bosses have to reconsider, don't they?
Charlie now wants $3 million an episode.
I once turned on his show for a few minutes..and frankly, the local drunk on the corner would be more appealing. But that's it. I don't' watch it because I don't think he is a talented as his dad, and...he's boring.
But, somebody is watching it, and so what? Somebody is watching Human Target too, and good thing you are not in that time slot, Charlie.
Charlie talks about "violent love" and "passion" and then when asked how much crack he used to take in one go Sheen said: 'I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll."
Yeah, he rolls all right--- cocaine marbles are clunking in his head, and by the looks of him, even when he sleeps.
He is telling America that they were trying to kill his family because they were taking away his salary, but when they asked why he spends so much money on cars and houses he said: 'Blame the studio for giving me this much dough when they knew who they were giving it to. This is on them'.
At least he didn't blame it on Bush.
But, here's what I really think. Charlie was fired for going on Alex Jones' radio program. Alex Jones believes 9/11 was more involved than the official story, and so does Charlie Sheen.
That's what put him on the "out" list in Hollywood..not his porn, his drugs, his ego,..but...his politics.
That's my Nobody's Opinion.

So, Charlie--take a lesson from that other famous x-drug addict, Robert Downy Jr., who actually said some funny things at the Oscars, making fun of himself AS an ex-druggie.
Or call up Hugh and offer him your services. Better hurry...the Oscar for porn king will be up for grabs soon!

And that's a part your Adonis DNA is fit to die for.

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