Thursday, August 10, 2006

Jimmy Carter; A Colossal Peanut of Corn Porn

Is this Cindy Sheehan? Or is Jimmy hiding out near the Western White House?

This is dedicated to the Rogue Jew after reading his last post.
This nobody feels your pain.

It was written November 2006, but let’s face it, some things never change…

Nobody’s Opinion; I was walking past my tube tonight (ok…I sometimes keep it on for the noise.) and just glanced over at the screen to see the young JFK dancing with Jackie, on their wedding day. There were old friends of the family, talking about how Jack took after his father Joe with his endless affairs. This was said as if the whole feminist movement had never happened. The reporter was beaming from ear to ear as if pictures of all JFK’s conquests were running through his minds’ eye like Playboy Bunnies being chased by a pit bull. Who knows--- maybe he was remembering the night he got sloppy seconds.

The reporter remarked how nobody knew about all of JFK’s affairs because of the well handled PR. And then I heard the remark, a quotation from Joseph Kennedy…and it struck me like lighting. Old Joe Kennedy, the one who made the fortune that the whole Kennedy clan continues to live on said;

“It’s not what you are…it’s what people think you are that’s important.”

Well, that just about sums up the whole obdurate Democratic motto.

Let’s take Jimmy Carter, the good ol’ boy, down home, religious peanut farmer…the Nobel Prize winner, the world philanthropist who just wants to give the world houses, food, and all his political wisdom. And how can you not believe him? He never raises his voice, he speaks ever so softly, and he has the face of a benevolent preacher. We think Jimmy Carter is just like he looks; a sweet, caring, country boy.

I didn’t find out that this man had a degree in nuclear physics until years after he was out of office. In fact, if you judged from the way he handled the Presidency when he was in office, you would swear he didn’t make it past high school.

I really listened to him on Charlie Rose the other night, and low and behold, if you look into the mind of Jimmy Carter, you will discover someone who is actually slicker than Slick Willie. In, fact, I believe there is a little jealousy going on between them. Bill Clinton certainly did make a big deal in his book about the time that a bunch of violent criminals from Cuba made an infamous prison break and ran loose in Arkansas while he was governor…why that mean Jimmy Carter made him take those prisoners because Jimmy didn’t know what to do with them. And. recently Jimmy sounded a little hurt that Clinton was cutting him out of something. (High office in the NWO?)

Anyway, back to the point…Jimmy Carter is a very shrewd man. Behind that good ol’ boy exterior, aw shucks act, is a very ambitious man who would step and squash your peanuts, to promote the new Democratic Party line.

This new Democratic Party, who wishes us all to think that it is only they who have the answers to the world and all its problems: and it’s only they who want to feed all the poor, get along with all countries. They care, they feel, and they are fooling you all with, as an old southerner would say…good ol’ homespun, corn porn.

Beneath this field of corny “We just want to help the world.” act is, as a girl from the show me state would say…bull manure.

Listen to all the Democrats…somehow in every speech last month they all managed to say the exact same phrase:

“Render unto Caesar what’s his, and unto the Lord what is his.”

Carter said it on Charlie Rose…Chavez said it in Venezuela. John Kerry has said it.
They all use the same words. They think that all the people that voted for Bush are religious, so they are trying to talk to you in words that will control you…the Lords words. What it means when they say it is:

“SHOW ME THE MONEY! MORE TAXES!”

But let’s take this a step further. Jimmy Carter traveled to Venezuela to help Chavez, a full-blown communist get elected. Chavez got personal lessons in how to sound like a Democrat and all the party’s current catchy phrases. All he needs is a little more corn.

Jimmy looked at Charlie, and out of that sweet smile came some of the biggest lies and most malicious accusations ever thrown into a mud hole---

“George Bush has done what no other president in the History of the United States has done…a pre-emptive strike” When Bill Clinton dropped bombs on Kosovo, and Iraq, and sent men into Somalia, the word “pre-emptive” came after “is” in the dictionary.

“The rich are not giving enough to the poor. The United States is stingy. We only give 16 cents to every dollar, while all other countries on the planet give 40 cents to every dollar” Well, MS Heinz alone could make up for that. And if you believe that lie, you must think he really sells peanuts.

“He said that President Bush did not win the first election, and the reason he won the second time was because we were in a war mode and you don’t change horses in mid stream.”...Right.

“The invasion in Iraq was unjust.” Okay, it’s alright for Jimmy Carter and his hundreds of employees to go all over the world to influence every election in every country in order to spread good ol’ down home corn porn communism, but George Bush had no right to try to spread democracy in the Middle East. How dare he.

“All problems should be solved through the United Nations NOT the United States” Now, this would be just hunkie dory if the UN representatives were elected by the people of their countries. In fact Carter zealously bragged how it was he that set up the International Court through his Jimmy Carter foundation, a convenient way for the globalists to get rid of any elected President that does not bow down to the United Nations. “He wants to cut taxes! To trial! Off with his head!”

“We should be benevolent.” Yes, benevolent to dictators, communists, Islamic terrorists, Saudi Princes: in fact any country BUT America…and most importantly, to former Democratic Presidents.

“The Chinese are underdeveloped.” Not anymore, not since Bill Clinton gave them all our nuclear secrets with the computers and the rockets to launch them at us. They have more students graduating with higher degrees in science, math, and technology: they are ahead of us in nano-technology research, AND, lets be honest. Next to Hong Kong, New York looks like the ugly older sister.

Wait---did all that nastiness just come out of the mouth of that saintly looking man?
Could that smile get any bigger?

“The soldier’s death is not being revealed.” He misses the good old days of Vietnam when the cameras were on the field recording the blood spurting out of Johnny Iowa so his mom at home could see her son’s last moments while she was cooking breakfast.

It helps if you look the part of benevolent father. You can say anything you like if your facial expressions make you look like a warm puppy.

The warm puppy party of democrats; a party out to destroy our soldiers by not rallying behind them in war, a party out to destroy our children by supporting the teachers union who disgracefully year after year keep our children dumb, a party who wants a country ruled by appointed judges instead of popular votes, and a party who now is siding with foreign nations to triangulate themselves into a New World Government, while using middle class fools to foot the bill.

A party who knows what is really important is the perception of kindness. That image of benevolence to all. Really, even Jesus might wonder how they do it, because God knows and anyone else paying attention, it’s a false image.

After the TV program ended, I thought how worshipped JFK still is. No wonder Bill Clinton got so mad. After all, JFK screwed around…and no one dared to call him on it.

The next time you see Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton flying all over the world, and shaking hands and making deals with world leaders, even though they are no longer our voted representatives, if they seem like harmless corn porn men gentle men from the South, think. What you see, is not what you get.

Remember, just before the Jews stepped into the shower the Germans would smile sweetly and say “We have got a nice hot shower, food, and new clothes waiting for you after your long trip. Just step in. “

And although it’s corny, remember--- You can’t judge a peanut by its cover.


Nobody’s Perfect; Of course, I’m sure everyone remembers when Jimmy had lust in his heart every day when he did the Playboy interview. It makes you wonder what PR guy thought that this interview would bond Jimmy with other men? Does he get together with Bill Clinton, John Kerry, and Al Gore and hang out at Larry Flynn’s house for lusting fests? Do they invite John McCain?

Nobody Knows; How many more of these southern good old boys, with the trusting faces and down home spun bull we will see in the upcoming elections. John Edwards made a good stab. He might be a Vice President with Hillary…anyone wanna guess?

Nobody Cares; Jimmy Carter’s son is running for Senator. Great.

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