The Inconvenient Truth: Democrats Are Comng With Buckets of Paint

Nobody’s Opinion; They’re warming up. They have their paintbrushes out and they’ve all been given the green light. The Dems have pronounced boldly that they are going to paint the Red to Blue. The elections are vital. The new electronic voting machines are in place.

They will probably be handing out blue crayons to all the kids in school.

All I can say is; they’d better have a lot of buckets.

Maybe for once they are actually taking al-Qaida seriously since al-Qaida has issued an order for all Muslims to get out of New York and Washington D.C, two cities that were blue in the last election. If The Democrats stick to the course, they will want to make sure they get into the destroyed cities first to paint the new remodeled Capitol…yellow.

My Muslim neighbors have already left, but their big white Ford pickup is still in the driveway so we would think they are still at home.

Darn, Bill Clinton already used this “color” analogy at the dedication of the ugliest Presidency library west of the Mississippi, when he said that he thought the red and the blue should stop fighting, mix, and become the color he felt he was; purple.

I actually think Bill is telling the truth here. Even with a tan, his nose has a purple tint.

Yes, Bill Clinton, the purple people eater, coming with cum-cakes and good old boys stories, has started his campaigning for Hillary this weekend at a woman’s Jewish Convention, where he made about 500 statements of about how wonderful it is in this modern world to contribute to his foundation by sending money over the internet. It’s just so easy! Point and click!

He kept saying “People are the prize.” I think he was talking to himself—thinking of that blue dress.

Well it seems he was trying to explain the concept of what leaders think when they win an election…it’s not about the power, or the money, or the cum-cakes at midnight, it’s all about “the how many girls you can stuff on Air Force One”…

Wait…its easy fall in the gutter when Bill comes up, sorry.

No, he wanted those Jewish women to feel that if they gave him money over the internet, he would give it to the right people.

He also cleverly managed to put in a plug for Robin Williams, who is coming out with a new movie where he plays a comedian (himself) who becomes President. How original.

Robin Williams, who can mix every rainbow color in the world together and still come out liberal blue with a pink tutu on top. That’ll be him riding on top of Pink Floyd’s Pink Pig balloon that says “Impeach Bush.”

Hopefully, Robin will have a blue cowboy hat on when he falls off.

Clinton loves a roomful of people. At the Texes Icon Ann Richards funeral this weekend he told a story about how he, Billy Crystal and Robin Williams were at lunch with the late governor Richards, and she was the funniest one there.

I guess that means Billy Crystal has a new movie coming out too.

But, Bill’s just warming up…the United Nations is next week, and so is his Global sucking initiative. We will see Bill at his best at the funeral of Richards, probably tomorrow on C-Span.

Bill has never missed an opportunity to turn a funeral into a political rally. He was jovial at Carnahan’s, drunk at Wellstone’s, amusing at Ron Brown'ss, vindictive at Rosa Park's, shameless at Coretta King's--- god forbid Hillary should die before him. His eulogy would last a month. The whole world’s economy would suffer because we would have to bring all the world leaders here to mourn.

The headlines said this weekend said, “He had tears.” Please. Tears strained with purple, mixed with I’m sure, a very rosy private counseling he gave her daughter who stood next to him the whole time.

Okay, enough.

We also saw George Soros this weekend, who is actually a deep shade of commie red, but he wants you to think he is a liberal blue, so he is painting President Bush as black as the smoke of the crematories in Auschwitz.

He said President Bush is using fear to control us, but doesn’t see that he is doing the same thing by claiming Bush is Hitler. Soros, is of course color blind; everything on the earth is gray in his eyes.

Then he turned around and said he shouldn’t have said it.

He should get together with the Pope.

The highlight of the weekend though was the big blue picture painter; Sean Penn. Sean was on The Larry King Show promoting his new movie “All the King’s Men.”

Larry King, who never asks a bias question, asks Sean if he thinks the people running the government are “devious or wrong.” Notice he didn’t say “wrong or right.”

Well, why stop there Larry? Why didn’t you ask him if he thinks President Bush should be assassinated like the newly released Canadian movie suggests?

Al Franklin would have asked this question, Larry.

I’m sure Al has his eye on Larry’s heart conditions. If I were Larry, I wouldn’t take lunch with Al any time soon.

The very blue Sean Penn, who like Barbra Walters, bragged about spending time with Fidel, said not only how much he enjoyed it, but how he admired the man. He agreed with Fidel that the reason Fidel is still in power is, not because he is a dictator, no, it’s because the United States sanctions on Cuba have kept the people hungry and poor.

Cuba trades with just about every country in the world, but Fidel forgot to mention that to Sean, who was too busy admiring a masterpiece.

Yes, the reason the people of Cuba according to Sean suffer is because of us. And also, the people in New Orleans suffered because of the racism of President Bush.

Sean never mentioned that Nagin is...hey…he’s black. Hello….Sean? He’s black. Earth to Sean…..He’s black. Hey Sean! Where was Mayor Nagin when you were out in the swamps rescuing people with your boat and your GUN?

What, did he take your gun away?

So, Mayor Nagin must THINK he’s white because he too acted like a racist. In our country, the mayor has the first responsibility for his city. Poor guy.

Sean Penn also said he has been everywhere…Iraq, Iran, New Orleans, France, China., Marlon Brando’s bathtub, Madonna’s weight room, Clint Eastwood’s secret gun room…but the one place he really longs to be is in Bono’s footsteps.

It never dawns on this poor unsuspecting “brilliant” movie star that leaders of the world are using him to bash our country. He trying to convince us all that he is just a nobody, who just happens to be the greatest actor on earth because Marlon Brandon said so.

Sean says, “We must pull the troops out, and go with Nixon, who said when pulling out of Vietnam the phase “Peace with Honor.”

You know it’s getting bad when they have to quote Nixon.

It’s not going to be “cut and run” you red states, change it to “peace with honor.” And you will understand.

No, the Democrats are going to be coming out in bucket loads dripping with blue BS.

Just remember when you hear things that sound sincere…to the Democrats, people are the booby prize, the power is the trophy.

And people in the red states are just “An Inconvenient Truth” that needs to conveniently be erased forever.

Nobody’s Perfect; Jane Fonda said she hated all the negativity, on the talk shows. She said that’s why women never listened to them. Of course Jane also said that straddling a gun of the North Vietnamese was not a negative thing to do.

What a cum-cake.

Nobody Knows; Sean Penn says he has a lot of right-wing friends. Do you think any of these “friends” will come out in our lifetime and admit they know him?

Nobody Cares; Someone put up a website trying to get you used to the idea that Oprah should be President. Jane Fonda said she loved Hillary for President, but was against her position on the war. (Of course she knows all liberals will vote for her, so she is really thinking that YOU red person will vote for her because YOU think the radicals are against her, and she’s for the war..see?) Jane also said she hoped Ms. Rice did not run.

Actually, if Jane thought someone would vote for her, she would run herself. She could have McCain as a running mate. I actually think they’d have a good chance of winning in Cuba. A true purple team.