Friday, January 26, 2007

Afflictive Accidents Of the State

Nobody’s Opinion:

As we all know, accidents do happen. I was flipping through the TV channels today to find something to listen to while I cleaned the kitchen, when it happened to me.

It was like seeing the car in front of you coming closer and closer, and in your rear view mirror you see the car in back of you coming up fast in the rear.

Knowing---there is nothing you can do to stop it.

So you close your eyes because you know what is going to happen…the awful sound of steel crunching, wheels screeching, and the whole world spinning around while you wait for the final impact from the back after hitting the car in front and you wonder to yourself before the final impact, “Am I going to live?”

Yes, there she was, our new accident waiting to happen Hillary Rodham (forget that I’m a Clinton) on C-Span talking to all the mayors of the United States.

And like every human being on the earth, I had to slow down to watch the damage. I dropped the sponge on the floor.

She was SO excited---she was ready! She was looking forward to her takeover of the earth! Why, you could tell that she couldn’t WAIT till she becomes President, she had to take over now…get every one going…such plans for the future!

There was so much she wanted to do! First, you mayors need to get some of those abandoned lots sitting around in all your cities and put up some wind mills! Not only will it help the energy problem, but it will give some immigrants and laid off Ford Motor people jobs!

When Hillary becomes President, we will have windmills on every Wal-Mart parking lot, every school yard, and every house.

Universal Health care is coming too boys! Oh, you have NO idea how long she has waited for this one.

Everyone will have universal health care! Finally, we are going to get what Cubans and Hollywood movies stars have been raving about for years.

Yes, her face was lit up like a lunar moon shot.

Since the schools are so bad, she thinks it would be a good idea for all the mayors of the cities to just take them over. Forget those elected board members of the community, one man can take care of it, and the Feds will help.

In fact, the Feds should help out with natural disasters. They should take that over too. Katrina showed us the necessity of it.

And we must get these pre-school programs going if we are going to compete with the other third world nations!

And sadly, crime has gone up she says. We need more cops. Everywhere.

After the accident I was bleeding pretty badly.

I mean, I knew the day that I saw Hillary being sworn in as Senator just by the look on her face, and that huge grin, that she knew she was going to be allowed to be President. I suspected that some forces that play behind the big global scene had already decided it. I don’t think she was really sure till that day.

But somewhere inside me I had hope that someone, somewhere, somehow would stop the Clintons from taking over the world.

That’s why she doesn’t have to run too hard. She didn’t have to run in New York. She just showed up to a couple of parades. It was all so easy for her.

That’s also why she is not letting the media come to her “visits” on her trip to Iowa. She controls who comes into her town hall visits, and it doesn’t matter!

And you say we have a free press? All reporters should be allowed into her “showings.”
She is running for the office of the President of United States of America, and we all need to her what she is saying.

Jimmy Carter does the same thing. He gets to screen his questions.

Where are the reporters? Does everything have to be staged just for her?

You’d think we were witnessing elections in China or Cuba.

And THEN she said it, at the end of her speech, I couldn’t believe it…she said it, she said…

“Global government will be IN YOUR FACE.”

Since when does an elected United States Mayor have to deal with global government?

Basically telling the boys that she knows all that she is going to hand down from the UN, and her husband. The federal global orders will be hard to take, but she was sure they could handle it. It’s Okay boys, I’ll be here to guide you.


I don’t know why people don’t report this stuff. It didn’t make it even to Glenn Beck.

All these communistic visions of Hillary utopia hit me like a fuel tanker going 150 mph, on the freeway of nightmares.

Unless someone stops her, like Giuliani, we are all going to end up lying in the ditch.

Just remember, once she gets in, she will never want to leave. Bill at least takes whole days off for his addictions, but he never left…what makes you think she will?

Imagine eight year of Hillary Clinton on your TV: Eight more years of Bill Clinton.

Then try to imagine where you will hide while America goes from European socialism to plain old communism in a few short years.

Something tells me the first flights to the moon are already booked.

And if Hillary has her way, there will be wind mills on the moon when you get there. The fact that there IS no wind there will not matter.

Comrades, I ask you…do you have insurance?

And it really doesn’t matter who’s in the backseat. All the backseat drivers can complain and moan all they want. Hannity, Rush, Laura, Ann, you and me: the fact is, Hillary is driving now, and short of her own accident she will do what she wants, and she knows exactly where she is taking us all.

Perdition, USA.

Nobody’s Perfect; Now, I know many conservatives don’t like Giuliani, but according to polls, he is the only one who can beat her. Why? Because he was the only elected official who wasn’t sitting in a bunker somewhere during 9/11.

Actually, there was ONE other that could have beaten her, but he had a bad plane accident, which was very fortuitous for Hillary, otherwise he would have taken her place as the senator from New York. John F. Kennedy Jr. unlike Hillary, actually lived there.

Accidents do happen.

This nobody is betting that republicans will run John McCain, because we have seen these last eight years that they are all in this global bed together.

Newt Gingrich would have a good chance of beating her, and for that very fact, he won’t run.

Nobody Knows; I think if Ann Coulter or Laura Ingram ran against her, she would lose. But we all know they are too honest and decent to run.

Nobody Cares; Every time Bill Clinton opens his mouth he is spouting out wind mills. Bill and Hillary have stock in Wind Mills?

By the way, as you can tell, I actually was involved in an “accordion” car accident once when I was young. The guy that caused the seven car pile up, as expected, got away.


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