Help Brad Pitt

Nobody Flashes Anymore: Brad Pitt is on a mission to rebuild New Orleans, and you can help.

He stated today, "You can adopt a tank less water heater, or a solar panel, or a tree, or a new low flush toilet." And send him the money.

I just love it when he talks dirty.

He says that instead of giving someone you love a sweater for Christmas, give them something they can always remember, like a Brad Pitt poster or a cow.

I am adopting this pole just because Brad is so sexy. It will keep the owners from buying a car, because they won't be able to park it in the garage.

I'm planning on giving the "car-saving" pole to our President, who looks like he could use a good pole to climb up right now.

Yes, not only is Brad Pitt a real hunk of a guy, he is also running his brain on solar energy. Someone help this poor guy out and donate him a new one.