Sunday, December 02, 2007

Nobody Loves a Good Conspiracy


Nobody’s Opinion: Let me get this straight.
If you believe that JFK was actually killed by just one man with a lucky bullet that went five different directions, jumping from one man to the next, and over the front seat of a car…

If you believe that two gigantic buildings on 9/11 fell down in perfect symmetry in less time than it takes to cook a turkey; and the greatest nation on the earth, with the highest military and technology intelligence ever invented had no clue…

If you think it’s not even a little strange that a former United States President, a trained nuclear physicist, flew to South America to verify a communist dictator’s win in an election…

If you think that your President, members of Congress, top leaders of the world, and the top CEO’s of the fortune 500 companies, get together regularly in secret meetings all the time just for a friendly game of golf…

If you don’t think that it’s strange when a former Presidential cabinet member commits the high crime of stuffing national secrets down his socks and walking away, not even being afraid to admit it…

Nor is it a big deal when our President and all of the opposition party are silent on the whole affair…

If you think the reason that one-third of American’s obesity is due to our own gluttony for the first time in our population’s history, while a whole market of diet food and pills is making a few companies trillions…

If you read that America has plenty of its own oil that is never tapped because we actually don’t want to hurt a few herds of deer, therefore we fight for the oil of other countries…

If you think that the Muslims just started hating the West because we are imperialists…

If you don’t think it’s odd that news stations are now giving away vacation trips to Dubai…

Nothing usual about a President wanting to sell all our ports to the Saudi’s…

If you think that the Supreme Court erasing our Constitutional right to property by making it legal for vast corporations to take any individual’s property in the name of “taxes,” is actually…okay.

If you think that the flood of drugs and free sex in the sixties…well man, just happened

If you think that teachers should teach our children about sex at the age of five…

If you thought that letting Terri Schiavo starve to death was a humane thing to do…

If you feel attracted to TV sitcoms where the main characters work in “service” jobs like Denny’s and Home Depot…

If the words “internationally accredited” on your local police car make you feel extra safe…

If you think that the vast network of globalists made up of certain bankers, politicians and CEO’s who are planning to Anglicized the world with a one world free market system under a vast network of un-representative government: a world that is trying to set up a North American Union in order to compete with the European Union…really doesn’t exist.

Then I envy you. You can actually sleep at night.

I can’t for the life of me believe, when there are trillions upon mega-trillions of dollars going into the hands of a very elite few, and when powerful men all over the world do not want to give up power…men like Putin, Chevez, and our own Clinton/Bush dynasties…

That people don’t get it.

I mean… really. What makes the Clintons any different than Putin? Or Chevez? Because they’re from America?

Shhhhh….the village conspiracy nut is talking.

Our founders would have laughed at our sheer ignorance in not seeing the circumstantiated evidence all around us. But then again, they were educated men.

Our Machiavellian Princes and Princesses are many, but few. They have gone to the best schools and they know how conceal their intentions. Like the wizards in Harry Potter, they make smoke screens, divide and conquer, keep everyone dependent, and change the whole world with the right words.

They play on our human hearts by mentioning “the children.” They rule with fear and guilt.

And there’s another conspiracy. To actually see the whole picture, you must be educated. The founders knew that only an educated people could hold on to democracy.

Therefore if you believe our schools are just bad due to…circumstances beyond our control, then I suggest you read a few more books, and join me, before the real conspiracy begins.

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Blogger Doug said...

Great stuff! Though, I can't help but believe that this post, and even my reply, is part of a conspiracy!

6:34 AM  

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