Helping with Green Stamps

Nobody Flashes: The boys on Wall Street are very excitied today, because once again the govenment has come to the rescue of the failing economy in order to find off that nasty thing called recession.

They have begun issuing billions upon billions, upon trillons of green stamps to all banks that got hit with all that outstanding debt...and also to all the people who just cannot pay off those big pesky house loans.

Green stamps were also found in the bedroom of the number nine governor, Eliot Sptizer, now known in local cirlces as George (the not so sly) Fox--- and his Emperor Club VIP vixen, proving that the value of these stamps is worth more than the American dollar!

Arnold is giving them out faster than his governor jet can handle them.

Once again, our great and noble govenment is at work for the American people!

....green stamps can be purchased at your local post office.

(Please, don't try this at home)