Suggestion: Presidential Test Run

Nobody Flashes: This afternoon, President George W. Bush, son of the former President Bush, son of...came out this afternoon and gave us all a pep talk about the economy.

Anyway--being as people are fainting not only at Obama speehes but at various gas stations all over the nation when they find out what they owe after filling up their gas tanks, he figured it was high time he explained to the American people that--- well, if we don't continue on the same path he has planned we are all doomed.

Bombs will be dropped on our heads. National security is at risk.

In fact, if we do not continue to pay huge gas prices, where- oh-where will the gas companies get the money to develop alternatives fuels?

As for jobs leaving the United States, well, he said that if the population wasn't so darn stupid, those jobs would have stayed here. His plan is to get more of the kids who did not pass high school, into those cheaper community colleges where they will have to re-learn fourth grade math, and how to write a sentence, and how to treat all minorities with respect.

Then the big companies will hire them.

All I can say is--too bad we can't post this little sign on the White House front door.

Maybe we should have a "test" run for all Presidents before they assume office.

Any ideas?