Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Only Their Prostitutes Know For Sure


Nobody’s Opinion: It’s certainly a good thing we have the breaking news of another hypocritical, sex crazed, corrupting New York politician scandal on TV today. By wisely resigning his governorship, New Yorker, Eliot Spitzer…well, let’s just say, instead of being prosecuted as he should be, will go on to work in a wonderful corporate job, where he will make more money than he ever dreamed of.

Dubai is waiting.

Besides, another day of Obama’s resounding victory over Hillary Clinton in yet another black state would just be too much for the old gal to bear---especially since she is claiming superiority over the black man named Obama.

Having control over what goes on the news is very important at this time.

What---they can’t control the news? Will a pig eat cooked turkey?

While standing in line yesterday at my local K-Mart, I noticed that every single tabloid had some disgusting heading on Obama…he was a gay, he was a Muslim, he was found sucking blood from a dead baby in the middle of a Satanic ritual….

Well, the dead baby sucking I made up. But hey, the point here is---where were the Hillary scandal pieces?

(At this moment in my writing, I must inform the reader that I am purposely restraining myself on the many various comparisons I could use with the two words…Hillary and “suck.” But, don’t let that stop you.)

This story came at a most convenient time for the Clintons. Wolf Blizer was quick to compare the brave “stand by your man” moment from Hillary when she stood by Bill’s “it’s not sex if it’s oral” moment with Monica Lewinsky.

And look how brave Mrs. Spitzer is; standing by her man. She looked more like his mom, than his wife.

Please.

What else are women who marry into power and money going to do?

If they say anything like, “He’s a scumbag and I’m divorcing him tomorrow.” the consequences might be graver for them then any of us know.

No, they too are accustomed to the power and wealth of their husbands, something they could not achieve on their own.

Giving up trips to the Bahamas, maids, limo’s, daily trips to the spa’s, and in Hillary’s case, a chance at the Presidency, the White House, and a new Air Force One

Nope.

Anyway, it’s not their humiliation.

But this morning, the actual truth came out of a prostitute who was on a talk show.

She said that all these politicians feel they are above the law. She mentioned that a mayor of Louisiana had spent over six figures on her after three years, and that the estimation of $80,000 was probably very low for Mr. Spitzer. She also believes it is the taxpayers who pay for these expensive trysts of relaxation. These men are from the “old boys club” and they usually protect each other’s back.

As she pointed out, the prostitutes go to jail, the ‘Johns’ are never touched.

Unless they are politicians who need to be gotten rid of.

So the real question here is; Who wanted Spitzer gone? Who did he offend? Who wanted the blind guy from Harlem, the place where Bill Clinton has his famous offices, as the new runner?

Who do you think?

Everyone sat for hours around their TV’s this morning waiting for the fallen governor to speak, only to watch him get into his big SUV in the middle of Manhattan, drive a few blocks and get out…to announce his resignation.

This took over two hours, enough time for him to have at least three more prostitute visits, lunch with his wife, and drinks with Bill Clinton.

Not that he did those things. (But then again, how do we know?)

No, it’s all about timing. Politicians are experts at being rude. Making everyone around them wait for hours for them to show up---hours that could be spent in much more productive ways (like working) is par for the course.

One thing this whole story makes you wonder is; just how many of our trusted politicians are making money in criminal activities for themselves, while at the same time, putting their competition out of business?

The prostitute said she had once asked her “John” mayor why the streets of New Orleans were always so full of pot-holes, and why didn’t they fix them?

His answer---they needed that money to buy drugs.

So the question here is: Why is it our country is still so full of drugs and prostitution?

Only their prostitutes know for sure.

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