The Best Vibrating Bed in the Galaxy

Nobody Cares: Imagine you have the biggest stero system ever built on the planet.

Then imagine that some designer decided the best thing to do with those big speakers was to put them underneath a bed, so that when you laid on that bed, you could feel the deep, deep, deep, throbbing bass vibrations...

Now, tell me if you think those vibrations would be more exciting for a man and a woman, or a man and a man.

Also, contemplate if NASA is interested, and if so, if Obama has included money for this in his stimulus.

Get back to me on that.

Now, go back to sleep. (Okay, I'm brain-dead tonight. It happens every other moon.)