Helicopter Hotel, I-Pods, and Lipstick on a Pig

Nobody Cares: I would not be surprised if more than a few of these babies are parked secretly somewhere near London tonight.

Why rent a hotel room, when you can have your own flying hotel, complete with spa, yoga classes, and a tea garden...where you can go to relax with a cup of your favorite tea, and laugh about how you just put your arm around the Queen of England, and the old girl could not do a thing about it?

Or, you can spend time in the entertainment area, and talk about how the whole Congress is going to be wanting their very own transformed Soviet Mil V-12, because staying at the office is just not feasible anymore. Nancy of course, is first in line.

Now, I'm NOT saying that Obama has one of these...but give him time. For all the expense he causes the American people, it's no wonder he only gives the Queen an I-Pod.

I don't know about you, but for a man to give the Queen of England such a cheap gift as an I-Pod, when he spends millions on his own luxury, not to mention, loading the American people with future debts we can never repay...

Well, let's just say "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."

In this case, it's true.

Or, in this Nobody's Opinion: "Trash is trash, black or white."