Friday, May 08, 2009

Obama & the Recycled Tuba Urinal



Nobody's Fool: "President" Obama is fast on the job...working hard, hard, VERY hard...to put America on the right track to "green" jobs.

And here, with his new idea for "green" recycled tuba toilets...we just have to commend him.

Once again, Obama has killed two birds with one...brilliant idea, all the while making America popular with the world again. (with the exception of a few Germans.)

Obama has ordered that all the old tuba's that have been lying around in all the old band rooms all over the nation, (since recycling classes replaced music classes) be turned into urinals for all our public schools.

Landfill managers all over the country can now be thankful, as a tuba takes over two million years to become bits of brass. Yes...it's quite a long process of breaking down a tuba-- just ask anyone who has tried to play one.

These new "tuba urinals" have the distinct advantage of saving "flush" water. By the time the urine goes around all the tubes and gets to the bottom of the wall, it's almost evaporated, thereby little water has to be used for the sewer.

California is thinking about putting them in all the government offices, just because of the water problems.

This could really catch on.

Everyone knows that those tax-payer-wasting music classes will now NEVER have to be started up again, and that's a good thing. Rap music will prevail. Blackberry classes will be taught instead, along with the much needed classes of I-Pod instructions. Knowing how to download 4,589,398,200 songs into your I-Pod in less than two minutes will be a much needed skill of the future if we are to survive.

There are a few problems...deep notes have been known to blurt out from time to time, due to the values getting stuck and back loading...but the government is sure they can work this out by 2010.

Besides, this only seems to happened after football games.

Yes.."President Obama is truly changing America... one urinal at a time.

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