The 111th Congress: It's Offical: Boneless Pork Rectums

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It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson

It's official.

This Congress JUST got the lowest score in the "you really suck" department history of the United States. According to the polls, only 13 percent of the people think they are doing a good job. Among those are all Barney Franks old boyfriends, Wall Street, GM, GE, and Harry Reid's personal butler.

The other 83% are standing in front of the Capital and yelling, "GO HOME!"

Why do we not like them?

They are actually lower than boneless pork rectums. Any Congress that introduces a humongous omnibus bill (see pictures) the DAY before it's voted on; knowing full well it would take a month to even review it, filled with trillions of dollars for all their friends, makes the guy stealing UPS packages on people's doorstep look like a five-year-old stealing a piece of bubble gum.

They are robbing us, the world, and my little dog too...blind.

While most of us are screaming bloody hell, they have beaten to a pulp, once again, the Boneless Pork Rectum Republican Rhino's, by Obama putting them into- "Okay, I'll say we won't raise taxes...but I'll spend a trillion more...how about that?"

And they all said: Oh...okay.

Seeing how easy THAT was...he decided to keep going.

And in ONE day we also want: an omnibus spending with 6,000 earmarks bill that you CAN'T read: A Start Treaty with Russia which you also can't read because half of it's in Russian: a gay army bill to build the best gay army money can buy, because not so gay men will quit: more estate taxes: and amnesty to all illegal aliens, as long as they promise to go to Afghanistan for awhile, where they can get three great meals a day, and then a free education, and a citizenship ticket to our country, along with all their family.

Uh...everybody...you have one day to read all that stuff.

Rush Limbaugh says they should NOT vote on any of this.

I have an even better idea.

They should shut down that boneless pork rectum hole they call the 111th Congress and

GO HOME !!!!!!

When they threaten to shut down the government we should get down on our knees and BEG them to do it. It's our money they are spending, and they are all...shameless, and boneless...and big porking rectums.

Yes, it's official.