Nobody’s Perfect; Après Moi le Déluge

Nobody’s Perfect: Ahhhhhh…Vive le France! Who would have thought, after all these years of actually hating the Americans with the help of Jacques Chirac and the global socialists, that the French people would elect a “conservative” President over a good-looking socialist woman, whose “partner,” (she was not married to him) just happened to be the head of the French Socialist party?

This means, the man who really wanted to be in control---ran his mistress.

Hillary has got to be scared with this news. Since it seems more and more that Bill Clinton is running his wife---some people might see a connection here.

The good news this weekend was that France elected Nicolas Sarkozy, a man who actually did NOT call the United States a bête noire, (beht NWAHR) which means; a person or thing that arouses hatred or fear.

There might be hope for them yet.

It seems the French people have had enough of “socialism” when they started going out to the curb in the morning only to find their nifty little golf-cart cars burned up by Muslims “scums” the night before.

That’s what Nicolas Sarkozy called them--- “scums.” Evidently, they forgot to pass hate-speech crimes in France.

Wow…can you see our President calling a Muslim a “scum” here? Nancy Pelosi would probably have him impeached. No, he uses the word terrorist, and that's when he's feeling spunky.

Not too long ago I distinctly remember being actually shocked when I heard the news that France voted down NOT getting into the European Union. This was because the EU wants Turkey to join and that would mean more massive Muslims immigrants flooding into Europe.

Sounds like the French don’t like their country being taken over any more than we do.

After hearing that delightful news, I went back to buying my favorite L’Oreal mascara.

Bill O’Reilly’s could actually take some credit for Nicolas’s great voter turnout, because Bill asked Americans to boycott French products. I bet I was just one of the many that did.

Somewhere there's an Eiffel tower elevator operator saying, “I meeeiss the Americans. Dey were soooo dissseeesgusting, but they always bought dos cheap Eiffel Tower statues, and teeepped well.”

Let's face it, Chirac was hard to like. He was like a Castro’s step-brother…you know, if you lived to be 115, he would still be there. Some secret French Madame was keeping him alive.

I did not pay much attention to him UNTILL he started saying nice things about Saddam (remember his big oil deals with him) and Hezbollah, and calling us Americans dirty names every chance he could get.

Nobody puts down OUR boys in Iraq. Talk about a “scumbag.” It didn’t matter how haute couture (oht koo-TUR--high fashion) he thought he was, Jacques Chirac was the epitome of hauteur. (oh-teur--arrogance)

Most Americans were still mad at the French for seeming to be so ungrateful for our fathers and grandfathers saving their, to put it nicely, delicate French asses from Germany in WWII.

After all, we did get their country back for them in WWII. We even let Chirac stay in England during all the fighting, and then let him parade himself around the Champs Elysees in a victory parade, as if HE had gotten rid of Hitler all by himself.

But, nobody’s perfect, not even Sarkozy. It seems he is an Al Gore clone, and thinks the United States should “take the lead in battle” against global warming. For that he wants to tax goods from countries that do not cap greenhouse gas emissions.

Of course that hurts our products into France’s market. Unlike our politicians, Sarkozy is going to protect his manufacturing base. He wasn’t budget minister for nothing.

He also means to get rid of the mandated 35-hour work week, which means the French people might actually have to stop taking all those vacations and start working more hours like the Americans. They have to compete with China too.

Sarkozy supports affirmative action, which is not exactly a neo-conservative issue. (a name he has been called.)

But, most importantly, he wants to get the French into the EU. He plans on doing this by convincing the people that the EU should have an elected President.

This nobody thinks that means he is another globalist. The globalists have their goals--- The European Union, the North American “Union” and the Asian Nations…well…that’s the first steps they say. Soon they’ll add the MOON Union.

I guess they figured they had to run a conservative if the EU was ever going to happen.

Despite all the imperfections, it sure is good to my nobody ears to hear a French President say a few nice words about America, even if it’s only that they like Madonna, burgers, and Miami Vice.

Any improvement is a good sign.

It wouldn’t even hurt the American people to take a little lesson from the French in our own upcoming 2008 elections, and get our own Après Moi le Déluge (ah-pray MWAH leu day-LUZH) which means…a coming revolution.

If they keep this up, we might send them a statue of Liberty.