Monday, November 02, 2009

Nobody's Perfect: The Smoker

Nobody's Perfect: By now, thanks to Drudge, everyone has seen this picture of the thinnest President ever recorded on record...if he gets any thinner, he's going to have to get his body guards to help him pick up his cigarettes---they will be just too heavy.
I live in Missouri, the state that has the highest number of Meth labs in the nation...(Or so they say...whoever they are.)and we have many people that look like this here. If I had seen this man walking past me on any street...I would automatically think to myself..
"Okay---what's he smokin?"
Tomorrow, here in Missouri, we are being asked to vote on a "no smoking" ban...for the state. So, I'm thinking if this smoking ban stuff continues, don't you think that since WE own the White House, there should be a "no smoking" ban there too?
Oh, there already is one?
Well, then...must be those midnight trips keeping him so trim.
Have a twinkie...go ahead Mr. President. You look like you could use one.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amfortas says: A young fellow like that is in need of gravitas.

He ought to smoke a pipe.

And grow a beard.

A helmet would not go amiss.

12:15 AM  

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