Motowning the White House

Nobody Reports another "Black" party at the White House, with a few token whites let in for good measure. Joe Biden came dressed to honor his black roots, and the fact that he has shown, much to his credit, no semblance of a negro dialect.

I now know why Obama claimed to be black on the last census. If you are black, you can make every month black history month and throw a big party--- which is just what the King and Queen of black Presidential history did...they threw another big party for their closest friends and themselves, at the White House, at our expense...of course.

It was a Motown party, with those Motown favorites, like Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder, and Sheryl Crowe.

Wait. Uh. Sheryl Crowe?

What kind of Motown party does NOT invite the Queen of Motown, Aretha Franklin? After all, she is not sick anymore, she says. And what is Motown without the OTHER Queen of Motown, Diana Ross? What is a Motown party without, "Stop, In the Name of Love!"

It's a fake, that's what it is.

What kind of pull does a Black President have if he can't even get the very heart of Motown to show up? What about the Jackson's? I'm sure Stevie could have done all Michaels parts, and probably a lot better.

Michelle Obama was looking good in black, the preferred color of the night, and pimping out with gorgeously thick black fake eyelashes, when she was asked, "Who's Your favorite Motown artist?"

"Stevie Wonder, yes indeed."

Okay, just how many times has Stevie Wonder been to the White House again? Is it me...or did this same party happen not too long ago? I'm beginning to think he lives there.

Obama called Motown, "the soundtrack of the civil rights era," and credited Motown's tight lyrics, catchy melodies and deep soul with helping to "blur the line between music that was considered either black or white."

Right...Elvis gets no respect from our black President.

Gee...if Motown was an example of civil rights, what in the heck is the rap music of today an example of?

Civil destruction ?

Imagine 50 years from now, a black President having a party at the White House to celebrate the black music of today?

Good thing, most of us will be dead. I'm having a hard time picturing George Washington looking down on 50 Cents, Snoop Dog, and LiL Wayne.

Wait...Obama has another year....

Nobody's Perfect: Mel Gibson

Nobody's Perfect: CleoOksanaGibson

"I will not be triumphed over." Cleopatra

Ah....true love.

Mel Gibson, has pretty much won the award for all time in the "chauvinist pig" department, thanks to his rather smart x -girlfriend...Oksana Grigoreiva. I say smart, because she taped his angry rants, and published them all over the world, and now her career will take off.

In that respect, if that happens, Mel was right. He was being used and conned. But it sounds like he deserved it for being so arrogantly stupid.

When I first heard the rant, being the great conspiracy theorist that I am, I almost thought it sounded like two "actors" ad-libbing lines in a movie. For instance, Mel, in the middle of his rant, says "she" as if he is talking to a third person. And who says things in the middle of a rant like-- "my first wife could not meet me spiritually?" in between the many f- words?

Who talks like that?

Well, if the rant was real or a fake, it doesn't matter. Most people were...shocked, at how a man with so much success can blow it all in a nano-second with a narcissistic melodramatic soliloquy.

The question here is: Which one of these two people is Cleo?

It's been a hard year for us nobodies in the celebrity department.

First, we had Tiger Woods crashing into a tree while being chased by his wife, who put a Iron through his back window. We did not hear her rant, no...she just chased him with the club---but I bet it was good. And that was after she found out about just one lover, not the 24 that later turned up. It's okay for a woman to go after a man with a "lethal" weapon I guess. But...what if she had succeeded in hitting Tiger? (or did she?)

Than Paul McCartney,-- It wasn't too long ago that we watched Paul and his second wife fight it out in the tabloids. It had to be another embarrassing moment for the God-like Beatle, to have a woman marry him, then dump him, and get as much as she could after doing it. Especially after that expensive dream-castle wedding.

But, --- many a women scheme. And when you have the man's child, you have...money for your future. Especially if the man is rich. You'd think these guys would know that.

After being worshipped as a sexual god, it can a hard lesson to find out that you are actually no different than the many millions of nobodies that worship you. When love goes bad...sometimes it becomes a Shakespearian travesty of "payback."

The feel of being betrayed by someone you give your life and fortune too, can be too much for many men to handle. And Mel Gibson was obviously blasted with that reality. He wanted a sexier woman, and he got it. His wife was growing older...and he felt he deserved more.

I love it.

The "hell hath no fury as a woman scorned" works both ways.

While everyone is focusing on Mel's racial remarks, I thought it more important that it comes in the context of his insinuating that his girlfriend was dressing so provocatively she deserved to be raped.

Sure, and we could say with Mel's attitude towards women, he deserves to be beaten up by a few very big and burly gay military women Navy Seals, in the back of a pick-up truck.

Whoopi may be right...Mel is not a "racist." But he is suffering from delusions. He thinks he is superior to just about everyone on this planet, no matter who or what they are...and his world is falling apart. He is suffering from that, "I will never be the stud I use to be," and yes, he is going to die someday. Losing that ability to attract any woman in the room has got to be killing him.

Did he hit her?

Probably. And that makes him an unforgivable coward.

What is so bad about all this stuff is how it is going to affect the rest of us. Most men are not like Mel. Although, here in Missouri, most men call women the c- word at least once in every day. We all know many who do---it's very common. The black men call their women much worse.
In that respect I think it's important to remember: We do have free speech, as much as we don't like what we hear sometimes. Mel had the right to say whatever he wanted to...he thought it was a private conversation, and any decent person would have hung up on him, but she was enjoying the trap.

Cleo's---the both of them.

Mel will now join Tiger Woods in being the "bad" men on the planet, and their examples will be used forever to further liberal cases for how women should rule the world and that...is NOT a good thing.

This image that women are either angels or whores has always been a bad thing for society. And it's has been many a good man's downfall. Too bad it had to be Mel Gibson to set the worst example.

But hey...there's always Dubai, Mel. You would fit right in.

(I STILL think there is something fishy about this whole thing....you know me. )

Nobody Gets Email: Snowstorm

It's Saturday, and I got this yesterday. I thought it fit the latest news on our Capitol being blasted with 30 inches of lovely snow, that this e-mail fit perfectly well with the feeling of global warming...I mean...winter.

Thanks to my friend Patty, who I haven't seen in twenty years...but, whose counting?

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Look at these pictures and the words. Glad to be in California . These people do not want big government.

Emergency Weather Bulletin

This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan after a severe snow storm ...

The Mining Journal,Marquette, MI

WEATHER BULLETIN

Up here in the Northern part of Michigan we just recovered from a Historic event --- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands.

FYI:

Obama did not come.

FEMA did nothing.

No one howled for the government.

No one blamed the government.

No one even uttered an expletive on TV.

Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit.

Our Mayor's did not blame Obama or anyone else.

Our Governor did not blame Obama or anyone else either.

CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or even report on this category 5 snow storm.

Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.

No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House.

No one looted.

Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.

Nobody expected the government to do anything either.

No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and No Geraldo Rivera.

No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand,

No Brad Pitts, No Hollywood types to be found.

Nope, we just melted the snow for water.

Sent out caravans of SUV's to pluck people out of snow engulfed cars.

The truck drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask for a penny.

Local restaurants made food, and the police and fire departments delivered it to the snow bound families..

Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.

We fired up wood stoves, broke out coal oil lanterns or Coleman lanterns.

We put on an extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work or Die".

We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks.

Even though a Category 5 blizzard of this scale is not usual, we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.

I hope this gets passed on.

Maybe .....
SOME people will get the message ......
The world does Not owe you a living.