Nobody Muses Coincidences On a Hot Summer's Night

Nobody’s Fool: Tonight I waited, and waited…for any news on the outcome of the House’s vote on “energy.”

Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity had been especially vigilant all week in calling out the alarm to the people of the United States to stop the most greediest and malevolent bunch of thieving criminals in the annals of our history from grabbing too much power and money for themselves.

And then, Michael Jackson died.

How convenient for them.

You know, I don’t care. There is so many billions and trillions of dollars at stake here, I’m going to say it, and I don’t give a hoot what anyone else thinks:

Nothing in politics is a co-incident. Even FDR said that.

It’s hot out here in no man’s land, and we are not all fools.

Like many Americans, I called politicians. I sent e-mails. And I bet MORE than half of Americans contacted their “representatives” in hopes that they could stop it.

Who are we kidding? These people have so much power that they can literally do anything…will we never learn?

When Obama fired the head of General Motors, we should have known right there. They are all, as P.J. O’Rourke says, “Parliamentarian Whores,” and they represent only the rich.

Which in case you forget---includes them.

I remember the night that JFK Jr.’s plane went down. Right after the news broke, there were at least three witnesses that said they heard rockets shots---one even witnessed it.

You didn’t hear it anymore after that first hour. It would have been so easy to “arrange” an accident. After all…over 60 people who had worked for the Clintons’ had died by “accidents.” And Hillary wanted the New York Senate seat. JFK would have beaten her--- no contest.

I cried a lot that night. I believed with all my heart and soul that the moment was waited for, and the “accident” arranged. JFK was just a little too popular with the American people.

I thought that Princess Diana had an “accident” too. In the first minutes of reporting eye witnesses saw a car race off…and we waited for “hours” for anyone to come to the scene.

Anyone.

Many of the people of the world, deep down, believed she was killed, but, you could not accuse the rich and powerful, nooooooo...you just couldn’t.

And so, Michael Jackson has a doctor who shoots him up, and it kills him--then the doctor disappears? Doesn’t even go to the hospital with him? Right on the very cusp of our Congress passing the biggest global warming tax in the history of the world?

Coincidence?

Sorry. I don’t buy it.

Tonight, you couldn’t find the news on whether the bill had passed or not. Not anywhere. I had to go on Drudge to find out. Not even FOX. No--- the world was mourning a pop star---one that might even have been a child molester.

So, how will they manipulate the masses to accept Universal Health Care?

I’ll give you one good guess--old Ted Kennedy will die at JUST the right time.

Every politicians will be saying that we should pass it for his legacy…it was his “baby” He gave his whole life to the cause, and we owe it to him. They are planning the propaganda packages now.

They are SOOOOO good at this stuff. Makes you glad you’re a nobody…

So, what do I do when I’m disgusted, like tonight? I conned my husband into going to Diary Queen.

And this was sad.

As we pulled out of the driveway, we noticed that our neighbors across the street were moving in beds, furniture, clothes…which meant, that one of their sons (it’s a retired couple) had lost his job, and house, and needed to move home. They were doing it in the wee hours of the night to save face. They are decent and proud people.

That house is barely big enough for two. Now there will be nine. They are ashamed, I’m sure. Proud people don’t like pity.

And tonight my husband, in order to cut some more corners, suggested I stop feeding the birds outside.

Hey…I’ll go without a lot before that happens.

At bedtime, I was more than ready to let it all go...the emotions of the day.

I let the dogs out, and they started barking, and doing circles. I went out in the back yard to see what the dogs were barking at and heard a cute little “yelp!” And up in my closest tree, were three of the cutest little baby raccoons you ever saw, in their new home.

So…let the rest of the world mourn Michael Jackson…I now have three more mouths to feed…
I'm just glad they're not Michael Jackson's.

My "Peanut Butter Will Save the World" Conspiracy

Nobody’s Opinion: Remember the Mel Gibson’s movie Conspiracy Theory? Where Mel played an x-CIA gook named Jerry, who had been trained to be an assassin, and was sent to kill Julia Robert’s Dad, who was a judge, but he didn’t because he saw her as a little girl, and changed his mind?

Remember, everyone thought he was a nut?

What does this have to do with peanut butter, you might ask?

Well, if you have a fine conspiratorial mind such as mine, plenty.

Here we--- (or just let me go there myself, you read and laugh, or spit, whatever, pick at that hangnail…) go…

Last week, on Fox News, Machio Kaku (the ice-skating, physicist) reported that IF the United States was just passed by a huge comet, it COULD play havoc with the Earth’s magnetic systems. All electrical grids would shut down. Cars, computers, hairdryers, stoves, Nintendo games, and also my brand new sonic-electric toothbrush which I am sure is making my teeth rot faster…everything will just stop cold. And most upsetting of all…our sewer systems would all stop working.

I have trouble picking up after my dogs.

Machio said it might take years for the United States to recover. This was very upsetting coming from the professor, because in my conspiratorial mind…he only talked about the United States, as if we would be the only ones affected, which of course, is not exactly very scientific thinking coming from such a giant of scientific thinking, therefore...the...what?

While he was saying this, Michelle Obama was planting crops in the White House lawn.

Okay, fast forward a few days to the Sci- Fi cable channel, the only channel where the earth is destroyed every other second just to entertain us. Saturday they ran three doomsday movies in a row…and in every movie everybody, ran to hide underground.

Hmmmm…Have you noticed the History Channel has been having a whole series of programs telling you where ALL the underground tunnels and caves on the earth are?

Have you also noticed that none of them have peanut butter?

Anyway, the third and biggest Sci-Fi movie called Polar Storm, as if right on a Kaku cue, was a movie about a comet hitting the earth and causing a polar magnetic reversal. Pretty heavy stuff, but once again…all electronics shut down. The earth would be destroyed.

If you have a pace-maker, you will have to rip it out.

So, it’s Sunday, and tonight we read that Obama is taking every single person that works for his government to England. All 200,000 of them. All his favorite people are going, along with 200 bodyguards, and bullet-proof everything..just in case he isn’t as popular as he thinks.

Michelle is taking eight helpers just for her alone. They are also taking ALL the kitchen cooks, their hairdressers, their…many helicopters, Camp David, and probably Stevie Wonder, and Stevie Wonder's hairdresser, cause God knows---he needs one.

Now, stay with me…last week, we had seventeen Navy battleships waiting to shoot down N. Korea’s innocent satellite shot into the sky. Iran can now make the same shot.

And today, I found out that my favorite meal at Red Lobster went up twelve dollars! I thought I was in New York. I was waiting for Frank Sinatra to start singing, at my table.

Sorry, (that has nothing to do with peanut butter.)

So, think of how my conspiracy took hold tonight when I read that Newt Gingrich thinks that we are in grave danger of Iran or N. Korea launching a nuclear attack, above the United States, causing an EMP blackout…which would knock out everything, but leave the buildings intact, so that we could still grow our Michelle gardens.

But millions of us would die because we could not get food.

Now..., here it is....

My "Peanut Butter Will Save The World" Conspiracy Theory

Peanut butter just took a BIG hit. A factory here in the United States knowingly let a big bad infected patch of it get out, lots of people got sick, and way too many died of food poisoning. We all threw out our peanut butter.

And what do people buy the most of and store for emergencies?

You got it…peanut butter.

The G-20 has a lot of members who think that the planet is crowded. So, if the United States gets hit by an EMP, Machio Kaku could come on Fox and say it was a comet, not Iran or North Korea that hit us, so that Americans would not panic or get angry at Bill Clinton for giving them that technology in the first place…

Wait--- nobody knows that. (*Unless you're one that keeps up on these things...)

Millions would die, saving our government lots of money, and therefore all this spending means nothing…because, no one will have to pay back anything, we’ll be destroyed!

But if you can find a tunnel, with some safe peanut butter, you might survive to grow Michelle’s garden.

Now…wasn’t that a lot more fun than listening to Geithner say one more time how great everything was going to be someday?

As I write this, I believe Secretary Geithner is still in the United States. Seems Obama left him here.

I hope he has lots of peanut butter saved up.

JFK, Hillary's Man, and a Saint

Nobody Knows: I just heard on Drudge’s radio show that Hillary came out rough and tough against John Edwards during the democratic debates today about the REAL threat of terrorists, due of course to the events talked about all weekend…the planned plot of four terrorists to destroy New York's JFK airport.

I didn’t watch it, so I can only read the reports.

You sure couldn’t tell that they (Bill and Hillary) took the subject of terrorists seriously during the Billary eight years in office did you? They not only ignored every single terrorist attack, they have always sided with the Muslims on almost every issue. Bill Clinton even reprimanded the Christians for the Crusades.

Hillary also said: “Bill Clinton, my dear husband, (oh please) would be sent around the world as roving ambassador.”

He would rove alright.

The fact that she put in the words “my dear husband” means, she needs Bill Clinton BIG time to win the Presidency.

Bill Richardson said if he was elected he would Bill back to the Middle East.

So..just how many people does Bill Clinton HAVE running for this dog and pony show? Bubba Billy is certainly not putting all his eggs in one basket is he? He even has his own Republican boy Huckavee from Little Rock on the other side, just in case.

Huckavee wants the immigration act to go through, and its seems that only one Democrat raised their hand tonight when asked if they would make English the official language.

To our elite rulers of both parties it seems the less of the population that understands them, the better.

Hillary has to get all the single young women to come out and vote, so she HAD to sound tough. Unfortunately, many people are falling for her act.

But why did the terrorists pick JFK? Hillary herself could not have picked a more fortuitous and propitious time for this “terrorist” act to come out, in order to help her along with her recently falling image, because of her lone democratic stance on “terror.” This has been killing her ratings.

JFK, a catholic, son of prohibition rich criminal thug, voted in with the help of Mayor Daley and the Chicago mob, is the perfect poster boy for the most favorite Democrat that ever reined in office.

Remember…one of the terrorists claimed he picked the airport because JFK’s is so loved by America. “It’s like you can kill the man twice,” said Defreitos, who had worked in the cargo area for a decade.

Hey, I don’t know about you, but there are many of us that thought more of the son than the father, so his reasoning is way off kilter here, therefore the suspect.

More people would be upset about travel plans, then the name of the airport…get real.

If there was a Republican Rosie she might say that this was all “disinformation” set up to give Hillary a much needed BIG push in the polls…as it has certainly done---but then again, we always believe what we are told…who are WE to question, right?

Last Friday night, I was surprised to see on TV, some guy who was some kind of expert talking about how simply ridiculous it was to think that JFK had been killed by anyone except Oswald…and he continue to pontificate about all the lies in Oliver Stone’s movie, and how the Warren Commission was the truth…and anyone who thought otherwise was a complete idiot. It was time we all stop listening to “conspiracy theories” and accept the truth once and for all.

Yeah, and amnesty is not amnesty.

Maybe George W. Bush was teaching this guy how to talk to the American public.

Americans are starting to get REAL tired of being scolded like little kids.

So this nobody was wondering…why in the WORLD are we still hearing about this stuff…at a time like this? (This was before the JFK plot came out.) Hmmmmmmm

MAYBE it’s because in the last few weeks…E. Howard Hunt’s son, Saint John Hunt (I know…what a name.) is playing a tape on radio stations of his dad just before he died. (Remember Hunt was sent to jail for Watergate.)

And his father admits on the tape that basically LBJ killed JFK because, in his works “His lust to become President was almost maniacal.”

Maniacal lusting to become President seems to be the norm I’d say, but I’m just a forlorn nobody.

It brought back memories of a book I had read long ago called, “Blood, Money, and Power” Written by LBJ’s personal lawyer, (Barr McClellan) who also claims LBJ had him killed. At the time, I thought it was possibly, but the corruption reported in the book about our whole system of government, and was too much for me to stomach at the time, so I took it for a “who knows?”

But last night I heard that Richard C. Hoagland (one of my favorite wise men) is coming out with a book in which he agrees with “Saint” and says it even bigger than what his son thinks.

So…my reasoning is;

If Al Gore can run a world campaign scaring and intimidating everyone around with almost outrageous “propaganda” and clever pandering, in order to force all the governments and people in the world to fork over gazillions in environmental extortion taxes, then I don’t think a little “terrorists” disinformation plot to blow up the JFK terminals over the weekend to help give Hillary Clinton a boost in her ratings for President would be too far-fetched…

NOT that I don’t think Muslims want to kill…because I do.

It’s just that Hillary is still Senator in New York…and Teddy Kennedy still lives there, and the mob is still alive and well (in N.Y.) and she got elected in New York and all she did was show up a at few Tupperware parties.

What, are we all fools?

When we as citizens are being told how terrible we are by our elected politicians on a daily basis, why should we trust any of them?

Personally, I wish I could believe Hillary really cares about protecting the country, but actions speak louder than words, as have seen in the actions of George Bush.

Which makes you wonder…who is Hillary sleeping with?

It might not be Bill Clinton, but then again...he's a "dear man" for helping her out. And if made ambassador to the world, no doubt the Pope will annoint him the next saint.