GE Wants YOU to Save the Baby Elephant

Nobody Flashes that one of the reasons we are so easily manipulated into getting used to accepting this global warming nonsense, is the very smart way they advertise. Nobody does it better than America.

If you want to sell something, put a cute baby animal into the picture. In this case, GE’s brillint ad for new energy just about makes you think that IF you buy an electric car, some cute little baby elephant will be dancing in the rainforest!

You want to change the world? Get a cute baby of anything to sell the idea that YOU..have nothing but sweet and gentle motives for the American people, and the planet.

The trouble is: this stuff works.

Watch as this cute baby elephant (cleverly dancing to Benny Goodman) brings up memories of AMERICAN FACTORIES that are NOT here anymore!

Okay, I will say no more….except this:

I wish someone would make another commerical with a herd of MAMA elephants that would go trashing through the solar panels, smashing them by the sheer force of their weight, AND THEN–the herd would go through a store that sells GE’s new lightbulbs, and the whole herd would take part in trampling them to little bits with their feet, (while the store employees run for their lives) AND THEN– they would stampede those cute little elecrtical parking meters to oblivion, all the while chasing Al Gore and Jeffery Immelt, back to the forest, to the tune of WIPE OUT.

In the last scene the cute little baby elephant would run to get under Mama Elephant’s legs, and hold up an Edison’s lightbulb…and it would light!

And baby elephant would …smile! While Mama patted him on the head.

Hollywood has lost it’s sense of humor.

Snow Fear: Our Fearless Government Goes Underground...

Nobody Cares that most everyone in the United States woke up today to the dire warnings from their TV's that, once again, global warming is destroying the earth.

Chicago will be the first to go....

“In fact, scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe. Snow has two simple ingredients: cold and moisture. Warmer air collects moisture like a sponge until it hits a patch of cold air. When temperatures dip below freezing, a lot of moisture creates a lot of snow. A rise in global temperature can create all sorts of havoc, ranging from hotter dry spells to colder winters, along with increasingly violent storms, flooding, forest fires and loss of endangered species.”---Al Gore and his global buddies.

(They forgot to mention that due to global warming, George Bush was born.)

Not only that, but the ice and snow storm that is sweeping across the United States tonight is considered so serious that we were told early this morning that all the prominent officials of our city and county were already safe inside the "bunkers."

That was a first for me.

Since when does a snow storm require that all major government officials have to react as if it's a major terrorist attack and go running into some undisclosed bunker? Most of them have big beautiful homes. Wouldn't they rather be at home, snug in their own beds?

What are they afraid of?

The sleet came down, and our mailman delivered the mail, and the trash was picked up, and yet, I was picturing our whole city government somewhere underground doing what? Playing poker?

Watching reruns of "The Day After Tomorrow?"

Last week I went with a friend to a retirement party for police officers. The chief of police made a long speech about health care etc..but, he warned: they all better be sure to give him a number where they could be brought back into service on short notice because he said, "It's not IF we have a terrorist attack, it's when."

How many times have we heard THAT before?

I'm starting to think they are using this "storm" as a practice run for these terrorists attacks they know are coming. All the elites need to know where to go..god forbid we lose any of them.

As you can see from these pictures, other counties do not FEAR great snow. They also do not fear nuclear attacks as much as we do, because even China and Russia have bunkers for their people. Al Gore personally gave billions to Russia when he was Vice President, and they in turn used it for just that purpose.

As for the snow, other countries just deal with it. It does not always mean "Call out the National Guard."

It's seems we have a LOT to fear: snow, ice, food shortages, Iran, no heat, no food, no internet, Muslims in our neighborhood...Sarah Palin, Dick Cheney, fat people, old people, tea party people, salt, McDonalds, soda, gasoline, plane delays, traffic jams, hundreds of Movie Award Shows...

But the biggest fear of all to this nobody is:

Government officials in bunkers....who are afraid of the snow. We've seen what happens when you get them all in one place.

I'm just saying.

DA STAIN!! DA STAIN!!

Nobody Knows:

---If somewhere there was a meeting held and a few very powerful men that are running the world said:

"Well, it's time to get rid of him..call the girl. He's now a big joke. Release the police report, give her the final payment. We've got someone even better to replace Al to promote the cap and trade and get everyone convinced that global warming is real...someone the people love--- Paul McCartney. And since we want to wean the world off of steak, and protein, Paul will be perfect! Not only that, he smokes grass and that's going to help us get the legislation through. Al will still get his share."

Yes, if you want to get rid of a politician...bring up the old sex scandal, and he is trashed forever. But you have to wonder...What is it about Bill Clinton and Al Gore that they could never seem to get their girls to undress before they...left the evidence of a DNA stain? Were the guys just too...ugly? Scary? Was it those lips?

I'm just saying.

So, now we know. Paul McCartney is the new chosen messenger for global warming. No wonder he got so much attention at the White House...it was...to introduce us all to the NEW GURU of GREEN. We just didn't know it. That was a concert that just couldn't be canceled no matter what.

Paul said today denying s global warming is the same as denying the Holocaust. Next thing you know, he'll be vomiting pork grinds in a new movie with Micheal Moore. (Vomiting is the new politically correct fun thing to do...have you noticed?)

And just to make sure that you don't think Obama is behind what is coming...Obama went out and had a big American hamburger today with Comrade..Putin...I mean, yeah...Putin. Might as well be Putin.

In the meantime, I'm wondering, what stain is being held where and by whom? If you believe the tabloids...the next stain will be from the bathhouses of San Fransisco.

Sounds like fun!

Do NOT Miss, History Channel's 2100...

Nobody Reports: If you want to really get a taste of some of the best propaganda scare tactics ever conceived by the global warming crowd...watch the History Channel's...2100. They literally rewrite the history of mankind...by saying...that every single great civilization on the planet died because..of...get ready...the effects of man abusing the planet.

And the earth, and that includes YOU... is doomed to die. It's very scary this one...a very impressive work of pure brainwashing.

Rome fell because it couldn't feed it's people, the Mayans starved and ate each other due to drought. (So, what excuse did the millions of cannibals in the Congo have?)

And in the future, all those poor Mexicans will be rushing over the US border begging for food and water, and will be shot in cold blood by cruel border patrols.

Whoever wrote this crap should be sent to the nearest Mexican border town for life.

Go ahead. Watch it, then stick your head outside and search for that global heat. It makes Al Gore's movies look tame. You will ALSO find out that John Podesta held a "mock" meetings of the United Nations in 2015, while he was over in Copenhagen not too long ago. And WE all thought it was about today! It was the most pathetic grab of power I've ever seen, next to Obama's speech today.

The History channel...has become your short journey to the Global Twilight Zone. And because, as we have all been witnessing, the beginnings of another ice age, the brainwashing and fear I guess has to be speeded up, before anyone figures out what they are doing.

When you do watch it...please notice...the Chinese are all drinking COKE, which plans to control all water on the planet if at all possible.

Think I'm kidding? I heard the CEO say it myself on Charlie Rose.

God, they show us their plans for us.

PLEASE, DO NOT MISS THIS....YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES.

Nobody's Perfect: American Reporters

Nobody's Perfect:

The Nobody's Perfect award of the week goes to the 'American Press'...or what's left of it.

The biggest story of the year, just happened...and it was not reported on.

Right in the middle of the biggest world conference on "global warming" ever held in the history of mankind...half of the globe was in complete freeze mode, showing signs that we are all in for the "biggest cooling" every remembered by man.

Hardly a global warming---we are witnessing more like a global freezing, proving just how much of a scam that whole conference of "hot-air multinational buzzards" was.

Sure---we heard about the blizzards coming down in Copenhagen...but what was not reported so much, was that all of Europe has gone into an insidious deep freeze. It's so bad in fact, that the famous Eurostar Trains has left tens of thousands of people stranded due to...

Are you ready? Snowfall.

Over 16,000 breakdowns have been reported on the Eurostar, and many of the homeless are just freezing to death. Some "trainsters" were stranded for over 16 hours without food and water, left to deal with hungry kids, and sleeping on floors.

The Eurostar Trains going to Paris, London, Brussels, and Disneyland were all down. Lots of much needed Christmas "profit" was lost, due to God's Global snow job.

And we aren't the only country in dire need of "profits."

Here in the United States, God was trying to freeze Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid for all of us as the whole Eastern Seaboard was treated with great blizzards. In fact the weather was so dangerous, even on the busiest shopping day of the year, everyone was told to stay home.

But that's NOT what wins the prize. What was NOT reported anywhere on our major news, was that China's trains were also shut down due to the worst snowstorm in 50 years. No one can get to Beijing, or out to Central China.

Those are Chinese up there...waiting to get on the train.

They could be us in several years, if Warren Buffet gets his way.

Yes, the world is so absurd, that even when half the globe goes into a freeze zone, the elites keep insisting that the world is getting hotter, and we are doomed. They cannot make the propaganda movies fast enough.

This nobody suggests that the great global blizzards of 2009 were very much under reported.

But then again, so are Al Gore's cold hearted lies...

Can A Poor Man Fit Through the Eye of a Needle?

Nobody’s Opinion:

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God.”---Matthew xix.24.

It’s Good Friday, 2008, and not too far away from me people are scattering in trucks and cars with all their worldly possessions---trying to get away from yet another great Missouri flood.

More rain is expected.

A reporter on the local news yesterday said that he watched an old grandmother crying, kneeling on the ground…trying to give mouth to mouth to her obviously dead dog who did not survive her daughter’s run through the flooded road, dragging behind her a trailer-full of now deceased pets. (Horses, cats, chickens)

It broke his heart.

So, where was Richard Branson?

I mention Richard Branson because, as everyone knows, Richard Branson is very rich. He started out forming Virgin Records, and then started Virgin Airlines. He is now building Virgin Galactic, a space station in the New Mexican desert, along with Microsoft’s Paul Allen.

Obviously, Richard can’t get enough virgins.

And last weekend he threw a party on one of his many beautiful islands to “Stop the fire.”

Is there a fire? Well, no matter. Best get started on all those new “green” products along with “carbon-credits” to guard it off.

At this “party” was Larry Page of Google, Jay Wales of Wikipedia, Tony Blair, (now advisor to JP Morgan) Paul Allen of Microsoft, and quite a few beautiful models in bikinis just for fun. Richard wanted them to be nude, but the Prime Minister was there, he said.

Go ahead Richard---blame Tony. Everyone else does.

Google will help put out the propangda that there is a fire. Whole pages of Wikipedia must now be made “green.”

Now---I’ll be the first one to admit, that even though I could be a wee bit envious of Richard Branson, I myself wish that I had done all those marvelous things.

Capitalism is a great thing---until the few really rich start getting together to form monopolies, buy elections, and take control of the market in order to rule everyone’s lives while using their concentrated power and collusion to form ever more power and wealth.

And creating all these new “green” monster products is the next best thing to inventing carbon-based green bikinis made out of edible green coconuts.

I guess somebody has to do it.

Yes, Richard Branson, the man who doesn’t want to set the earth on ‘fire,’ is already producing ethanol big time here in the United States---the only other form of energy that spews more pollution into the air is a Bill Clinton speech.

So much for his “concern.”

But, if you want to see real power--- if you had any doubts at all who controls the halls of Congress, all you had to do was tune into the House Committee on Oversight and Investigations on C-Span last weekend, where our Congressmen faced the CEOs of all the companies of the subprime mortgage boom. Sitting at the table like tanned PGA Buddha Gods, were Richard Parsons and Charles Prince III of Citigroup, Angelo R. Muzilo of Countrywide Financial, and other financial ‘wizards’ of global industries.

Every single one of these guys got huge multi-million dollar bonuses while their companies and stock holders lost homes, fortunes, and island vacations.

The Congressmen were in such awe of these titans of business, one of them even acknowledged how honored he was to be in the company of the “men who run our country.” He quickly realized his mistake and tried to spin out of it, but slipped on his own salivating tongue.

It was a pretty obsequious, sycophantic show.

There were a few democrats who questions their ridiculous salaries, but the Titians of the banks did the same old, “I did not know what was really going on until it was too late” routine, while they sat in their chairs and watched the Congressmen quiver.

The grand plan here is plain; unify together, monopolized, control the world governments, control the media, create a big problem, and come in with the solution.

The earth is on fire! Give us your money, and we will fix it. In the meantime, you can all drown, and your little dog too. The less of you the better. We are here to save the beautiful earth so we can have more beautiful island parties, and next time, we’ll have nudes.

Frankly, I really don’t think any of the rich men I’ve seen lately care if they go to heaven. They’re already in it.

So, while the rich are planning a green global crucifixion, the rest of us riding the camels are trying to fit through that tiny hole.

I suggest taking all clothes off and using some good ol’ Mississippi mud for lubricant.

This Easter, I’m telling Jesus the poor might need a bigger needle.


Joyanna Adams is a lost soul who writes for nobodies and sometimes just for fun.
She lives in Missouri. You can reach her at joyanna5150@yahoo.com

Fire In The Crib!

Nobody’s Update Burb: Al Gore today, used the only images he could think of to tell the world just what was going to happen to us all. To explain it, he used, the one sure thing that every person in the universe has a soft spot for: a baby.

Say anything about “the children” and most people will just do whatever you want. That’s why the liberals are always invoking the images of children. So when Al said the baby earth had a fever, and the crib was on fire, and the baby was not flame retardent, he of course thought that all of us would instantly go out and sell our SUV’s, throw away our old light bulbs, attach wind mills and solar panels to our house, and shower once a day with grandma.

So, what's a nobody to do? I suggest we find new ways of dealing with this predicted horrible heat wave of impulsive damnation by stocking up on extra beer every global warming winter---as this guy did.

The fact that in many parts of the United States this year, some places got so much snow, they couldn’t even get out of their houses for over 3 weeks, did not stop the guru of imprudent and erroneousness doomsday soothsaying from saying that the earth is on fire.

Too bad the evidence points to the contrary. I could use a few gardenias in my garden.

No, as the old saying goes, “If you can’t come in the front door of a One World Government…then by golly, go in the back door.”

This nobody thinks that Al should have another beer, and go pick some other planet to set on fire.